a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

The New York Giants

It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

A blonde walks into a bar therefore her face hurts

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? Yeah, he died.

Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

Q:what's faster than a black man with you t.v A:his brother with your laptop

What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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