- Anti Joke

Q: How do you do to get an elephant down from a tree? A: Wait for the fall when the leaves start falling you shoot it down.

Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

Why did the chicken cross the road? He never did because he's in KFC

Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your Mom is a fake, she adopted you!

If a quiz is quizzical, what's a testicle?

what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

Obama lin Baden.

Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

What did the barber say to Chewbacca? DAAAAAAYYYYUUUUMMMM!!!

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Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

Why did the Mexican mow lawns? He needed money to pay for his college tuition.