A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

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What did the astronaut say when he stepped on the moon? Oops, sorry.

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when life throws you lemons you should probably get out of the way because it will hurt

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? Boy scouts come back from camp.

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How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

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If you have 12 apples and I have 12 ice cubes how many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

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Two muffins are sitting on a counter. One muffin says to the other "hello." The other muffin says "Oh my god a talking muffin!"

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What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

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A grandma says come on twinkies and the teinkies say were terriosts from your lost hole

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whats ironic about a white van being white the driver usualy is not

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A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

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Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

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Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

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Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

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jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

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Nothing exceedingly odd happened at a bar

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You say tomayto, I say ecstasy.

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roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

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The New York Giants

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

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What's the most popular fruit in the U.S.? Bananas What's the most popular vegetable in the U.S.? Stephen Hawking

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As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

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How do you starve a black man?.........take away his food!!

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A raccoon walks into a bar. He then proceded to bite 3 people before animal control got him. A black man, hispanic man and an asian man. Later they all walked to the hospital and were treated for rabies, they were all fine as rabies is normally not fatal when caught early. Moral- this story is racist cause the white man was completely unharmed, DONT DISCRIMINATE!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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