- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

what did the girls scream when they were being stalked? skydragon

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What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

What did the pony say when it lost its voice? Nothing. Ponies are incapable of speech.

read me write me

What did the cop say to his belly? "Hey in there!"

Q. If you're paddling up river and you lose three tires, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? A. Purple because ice cream has no bones.

what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

Why did a boy get slapped in the hand? A; because he had it in the persons face

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

I flipped through the Yellow Pages, made a few calls, and found the Chinese man I was looking for.

What do an eagle and a off-white light bulb have in common? Nothing.

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

What did the woman say to the jew? Do you want an almond?

What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

Q: Who visits the dyslexic boy on christmas A: Satan

THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

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