- Anti Joke

A man is walking on the beach and notices a shiny brass lamp on the ground. He picks it up, polishes it and then sells it for a reasonable amount of money at a local pawnbroker.

A woman went for a midnight jog. She's been missing for 12 years now.

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Niether has he

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

two japanese men walk into a bar. the first japanese man says “i am japanese!” the second japanese man says “i am also japanese!” the bartender then says “well, hey. i’m japanese too”. the bar was in japan.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Justin Bieber

My trip to Italia: Italian most: WELCOME TO ITAAAAAAALIA! YOU WANT THE PIZZA YES? Me asking my then Italian girlfriend: Are all Italians so loud? Then girlfriend: Yeah kinda... Her brother overhearing us: WHO! GAVE! YOU THE BALLS! TO JUDGE US! Me: Uh I am just surprised at... Her bro: I SAID WHO GAVE YOU THE BALLS... DONT LOOK AT ME! Me: looking down at the ground somewhat ashamed bro: LOOK AT ME WHEN I SPEAK TO YOU! NO! DONT LOOK AT ME! I will let you go for this time yes? Next time I will take you outside and beat you up okay? LOOK AT ME WHEN I SPEAK TO YOU! AND DO NOT LOOK AT ME! Conclusion: Wow you Italians are bad ass... I mean hell this is was a real life experience of mine, I was just a teen back then but I got a headache and threw up ending up in bed later... Fact: I am nearly two meters but walk with a hunch, the guy was half my size but still broke me down, wow Italians are bad ass...

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What happened when the Trayvon Martin was shot? The media made a huge deal about it and is now making ridicoulus claims that George Zimmerman is racist, and such claims are infringing on his right to a fair trial, and it's all because Trayvon Martin is black.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know because he got hit by a car.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

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The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

Why did the cow hail a taxi? Because cows can't drive.

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigorator

Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

What did the boy eat for lunch? - His mother.

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc