- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

knock knock. who's there? Kony. Kony who? Kony says:" Uganda be abducted"

Q. Why couldn't Billy see the pirate movie? A. Because his mom didn't let him.

You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

A tiger walks into bar. He orders a drink and leaves. The tiger's name was Tony the tiger," It was just a man wearing a costume for the cereal company.

if life gives you lemons. squeeze one into your moms eye.

How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let the chickens out?!

Why was the black Jew sad? He had to sit at the back of the oven

what do you call a black chef glendon

Why did the toddler fall over? He's an Iraqi child and has been shot in both legs, being readied for a public execution for fighting on the opposing side.

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What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

WHATS A GREAT RAVE TUNE KANE !!!!! TUCKER !!!!!!!! DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

A: Knock Knock.. B: Who's there? A: John B: John Who? A: Shut the hell up, i'm masturbating.

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