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a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

Roses are Orange Violets are Green I'm Colorblind..

what do you call a gay guy? kevin

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

On a tusday night, three guys walk into a bar After realising they have to work they proceed to exit

Why didn't Susan go to school on show-and-tell day? Because she's dead.

yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

What do you get when you run from Long Island to New Mexico? Tired.

What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

Why was Rebecca Black beaten with a pole when she sang Friday? It was Saturday

An elephant walks into a bar. It was so big that it broke a lot of things.

What do the holocaust and new born babies have in common? Nothing. Except some babies are born in Germany.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

a chicken and a rooster walk into a bar. and then walk out because a bar is no place for a chicken and a rooster.

Why did the boy cross the road? He was visiting his dying grandmother at the hospital.

What do you call a Mexican on the moon? Quite an unusual circumstance consedering Mexico doesn't currently have a space program. Not only that but Nasa hasen't even had people going to the moon since the 1970s.

What did the Asian get on his math assignment? 56%, he forgot about it and passed it in a day late with a number of questions uncompleted.

The duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man who was running the stand, hey I cancer CC

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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