A man is pulled over for drunk driving, and is asked to say the alphabet backwards. When requested to do so, the man says, "officer, I can't even do that when I'm sober," thus admitting that he is drunk. The police officer chuckles at the drunk man's stupidity, and wonders whether or not his wife would find the incident funny. After all, they do share a similar sense of humor.

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So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

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you know what? CHICKEN BUTT. butt of chicken ahahahaa

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Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

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Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

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whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

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Your mom's so fat that she is going to contract heart disease by age 30.

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ask me if im a fence are you a fence WALNUTS!

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So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

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what did the blond say to his mother?? Nothing. He is deaf and has to use sign language.

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What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

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My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

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Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

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What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

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How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

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What rhymes with car? Not kangaroo

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The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being chased by other cannibal chickens.

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A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

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What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

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Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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