A cat playing laser tag.

scraggle is in you pillow case

You:Knock knock friend:who's there you:come in friend come on who you:come in your mother

There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

what did the Nazi say to the Jew? I hate you

What is long, hard, cries a lot, and can't fall down a man-hole? A baby with a javelin through its neck.

An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

Why did the Harry Potter fan cry in school? She ran out of tampons.

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? .... a broken head.

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "There goes my income. I dont know how I'll support my family now, or keep my crops alive."

What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

Knock, Knock. Who's There? Its Greg. I forgot my keys, can you let me back in?

why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

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why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

Mom says my name I reply Coming.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

Who does creatine? James Cornish

What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

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