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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

You know what's a real drag? A club foot

if a fat guy in a red suit comes into your house on christmas. its not santa your about to get raped from chewy(:

Q: What did a rock say to a Another Rock? A: Don't take things for Granite!

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar and the bartender says: "Where would you like to sit, gentlemen"?

There were two chippendales in a bar - what were their nicknames? Chip and Dale

What did Michael jackson say to Abraham Lincoln? Nothing, there are both currently deceased, if they did, however, say something to each other, it would not be in person, because they are both dead.

Why does it take more than one squirrel to change a light bulb Why? Because they're so darn stupid

A man walks into a bar and sees an attractive blonde. He is afraid of talking to her so he goes home and masterbates himself to sleep.

What happened at the 21 year old's birthday? She tried alcohol for the first time. She partied. She danced, She's dead. Open case.

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Why did the student fail his test? Because he has AIDS darragh hamilton

what didn't I do when making this joke? Read and agree to the terms of service.

How do you judge a black person? By the content of their character.

Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

What do you call a Mexican kicking a ball? A soccer player

why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

Why was the unemployed dolphin trainer so sad? His life has no purpoise. In an unrelated topic, how is he unemployed id he is a dolphin trainer?

What did the man do when he crossed the road? Nothing he got hit by a car

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