- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

Jon waits in his driveway for a bit then rides off to a lemonade stand but doesn't stop because the stand is surrounded by police who have arrested the kids at the stand for selling spiked lemonade. He continues past the stand and goes somewhere else (probably Subway).

Wanna hear a joke? no

- Knock knock. - Who's there? - Jehovah - Jehovah who? - Jehovah's Witness - Go f*** yourself.

a lazy boy sleeps 23/24 hours. what does he do in the remaining hour ? he takes a nap

What would a gay man do with a jelly doughnut? Thoroughly enjoy its fruity taste.

When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

A car with four Mexicans drives off of a cliff. What's the bad news? They were my friends.

Knock knock? Who's there? Interupting Doctor? Interupting Doc... You have cancer

how much swag could a swagchuck chuck, if a swagchuck could chuck swag?

whats better than a girl getting hit by a car? a girl getting hit by a car with my dick in her

What burns like hell? Gonorrhea.

I was going to tell a joke about your mom's vagina, but that's overused.

What's red, white, and black, and spins around and around? A penguin in a blender

Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

How did the fat man survive the plane crash? He didn't, he died like everyone else!

What separates man from animal? Divorce.

What is the difference between a black man and a piece of fried chicken? Fried chicken is a breaded meal that is high in calories whereas a black man is an unedible human being with feelings.

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