Why did the boy wear glasses? Because he had bad eyesight.

Why did the 2 black kids jump the barb-wired fence To get to the other side

How do you make an electrician cry? Kill his family.

What's worst than losing a million dollars? Losing a plane. Whats worst than losing a plane? losing 239 people, a plane and a million dollars

What happens when metal and ice collide together? The Titanic

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i know where you live now I'm coming for you

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a Mustang? I don't have a Mustang in my garrage.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing hide and seek with Dennis Ferguson

how did the guy in the wheelchair cross the road he didnt he got dragged down the street cause his chair was hooked to the bus

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder and help him down

Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

What did Woody say to Buzz? A lot. There were three movies.

i like punching orphans in the face, you wanna know why? what are they gonna do? tell their parents???

Why do gingers get mad when people call them gingers? Because it hurts their feelings

How do you make a French-man cry? Kill his family.

What does a sailboad and a walrus have in common? Nothing.

This isn't funny.

an american walks out of a strip club.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Whose there? Obviously not Suzie.

There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

What did the orphan kids get for Christmas? Cancer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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