Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

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What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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"Knock knock," said the guy about to deliver a knock knock joke.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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Did you hear about the man who played the lottery? He lost.

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hey chris what yu doing wit my back pack? using it..

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A nun, a jew, and a black walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

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Patrick, I just thought of something funnier than 24. Lemme hear it. 25.

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What's worse then the bomb that went off in boston? The second one right after.

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Women deserve equal rights.

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Why did the young Mexican apply for a job at McDonalds? The economy is down and his family could use the extra money.

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Why did the clown fall out of the tree? He got shot.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Everything's grey, I'm a dog.

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Q. Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A. Because he has no arms.

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Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

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Why is it a bad idea to stand in a thunder and lightning storm with a metal rod? Because you will get wet from the rain.

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What did the schoolgirl say to some of the people of Anti-Joke.com? You're sick. Stop talking about the Holocaust.

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What's a good joke? Not this one.

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Your mother is so fat that when she goes to the movies, she usually orders popcorn and maybe a drink.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

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What's sadder than a lost puppy? A dead puppy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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