Why was the asain studing? Because he had a 59 in math and needed a C to tay on the footbal team.

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why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

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cerleb i wrote the one about melons!

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What is the difference between a refrigerator? Seven anchors because blue isn't vital for turtles to fornicate.

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What is the best thing the French ever invent The two piece

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Why was the boy dead? The boy was hit by a bus ran over by a train and stabbed to death by a murderer then put into a grinder for a meal for the murderer.

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a naked man walks into a bar the police arrived 10 minutes

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knock knock come in !

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How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

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YODO (unless you're religious background encourage you to believe in an afterlife of some sort, be it of animalia or homo sapien decent.

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What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

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…What did you put in the drink that made me fart, and kill my horse?

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Even though I can't tell Because I am color blind

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God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

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your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

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Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

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Humans and dolphins are the only species who have sex also for enjoyment.

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read this sentence again.

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Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

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What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?? Nobody knows because he had no arms, therefore he could not open any presents.

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What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

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During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

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Person A: I think your father might be a thief, I'm not sure though. Person B: How come? person A: I cannot find my virginity. Person B: I apologize my dad taught me well.

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Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

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