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xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Max

That moment when the worst part of the movie, is when your pregnant wife pees on the couch.....

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The farmer quickly saw the chicken escaping and grabbed it before it caught any dangerous outside diseases, making his entire flock go bad, and therefore making the farmer go bankrupt.

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

what did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, They just waved.

You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

What did the homeless man say to the man who gave him change? “Mmmm I sure do love pocket lint”

Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

Welcome to the anti-joke Olympics! As you can see ladies and gentlemen, our contestants are starting to look very excited as the "who can look the most bored" competition is just about to begin! We are terribly sorry to announce that as for the butterfly style contest, all of the butterflies drowned :( While at this corner, we can see these contestants have been waiting patiently for hours for the "who is the most impatient" contest to begin! While over here, none of our contestants have yet to make a chicken cross the road and tell them why! In the meantime watch as we mistreat these Jews in order to find out what is worse, the holocaust or a worm in your apple! So far our contestants with worms in their apples are complaining more, but dying significantly less, how will this end! How exciting! Finally our swing contest has been cancelled as Sally refuses to get on it! Moral: BUT WILL IT BLEND!

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why the fuck he crossed the road, I don't know what he is thinking.

I scream, you scream, we all scream when we're chased by bears.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

Kid hands Lebron a dollar, asks for change Lebron hands him back 4 quarters.

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

What do you call a small chinese person? They prefer the term little person to the term midget.

You having friends.

How meny Jews can you fit in an ash-tray? None. There to big