- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

An invisible man sleeping in your bed! Who ya gunna call? Most likely the local police department to report the strange incident possibly brought on by lack of sleep. NOT Bill Murray.

what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

roses r red violets r blue u jumped in the air and saw a planet to

Whi can't John sleep? Because he is dead!

Whats the answer to life? im not sure

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

"I want a boyfriend for these cold winter nights" ... Shut up you slut go buy a blanket.

Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

He--Hey guys

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

What do you call a million pigs jumping out of an aircraft? Bacon.

Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

This Irishman walked into a pub and then drank hard liquor for the next 3 hours.

How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

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