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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

Why couldn't the kid get into see the pairate movie? It was rated PG-13 and he was only 11. Plus he had no money and his mother didnt want him watching movies like that.

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Why did the homosexual man buy the antijoke book he enjoys reading

Why did the man lose the poker match in the jungle? He was playing a cheetah.

Q: Why does it snow in Canada and not in Mexico? A: Because Canada is far from the equator and Mexico isn't.

Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

Why does Joel get so many numbers from girls? Because he asks for them nicely.

What did Hitler say to the Jewish boy? Nothing, Hitler died many years ago...

What do you call a child that has been stabbed? A dead child

Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

Why did the prestigious college accept the Native American student? Trick question, Native Americans don't exist anymore.

A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

roses are red violets are blue i fucked your mom so did you

What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

knock knock who's there ?

what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

What do you call it wen black people are sky diving? ...Night

How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced by the man with a gun.

Knock knock! Just kidding.

What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

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