Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam...

Two baby seals walk into a club.

Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

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Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

get it right up there, says jacob while with danni

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

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