- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

What would you call a two-foot Irishman named Max? Max.

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

I told a priest that I would never believe in anything greater than myself. He said I had the God complex, that I was grandios. I stared him in the eye and asked, "how highly do you think of me? Thank you" and left.

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

Q: Why was the man wet? A: I push him in a pool.

How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

You!!!!!! Cause your whole existence is just one big joke.

How do you kill a dumb blonde? Stab them in the chest 43 times.

where would you find a blind man's car? exactly where he left it...

Why do birds fly South in the winter? Warmer, better food sources and therefore greater chance of survival.

Jesse likes to jack off and lick the white stuff off of his balls and digest it

What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon.

Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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