Why was Mr. Smith always so sad at the block party? His uncle molested him as a child, when he was 10 he finally told his mother. His mother and father later fought if they should tell the police, the mother wanted him to go to jail, and the dad didn't want to ruin his family because the uncle was his brother, and the uncle had children. Right before his mother would call the police his father stabbed her in the back, mr smith saw what happened. Him and his father hid his mothers body and mr smith"s dad told him if he tells anyone about this he will kill him. Years later when mr smith was 13 he went on drugs to ease the pain, he later became an addict, and dropped out of school. He know suffers from depression and has killed all 3 of his wives. He is wanted in many middle eastern countries. So when ever he goes to sleep he has the same dream were him mom offers him pot and right before he gets it his dad stabs her in the back. So know mr smith is sad at the block party because he will kill himself later tonight.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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What's tall, has a really long neck, and eats leaves? My tall vegan neighbor's giraffe

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Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

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What did the psychiatrist say to the man wearing nothing but Saran Wrap? - "That's for food. You should wear clothes instead."

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car. -Tag

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Roses-are-red violets-are-blue Justin's-for -me Not-for-u if-by-chance u-take-my-place I'll-grad-fist &-smash-ur-face

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Your mother is so poor she doesn't have any money!

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You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

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An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

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Why was King Triton mad at Ariel? Her grades were under the C.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

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5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

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Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Neither has he

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Why did the man have no head? It was blown off in Iraq 2 and days ago

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Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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Why couldnt the man stop the car rolling down the hill? Because he had no legs.

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Adam Chebali is awesome

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What do men and women have in common? no really what do they have in common

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what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

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What does a handsome guy and an ugly girl have in common? Nothing

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What do you give a black man for his Christmas? A gift that you feel would suit his personality so that he may draw enjoyment from said gift.

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Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

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What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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