- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for ya?" The man replies, "A beer."

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What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know I'm not a bird physcologist

whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up, you retarded black poet!

what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

you know whats not funny white boards.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

Q: Why did the boy not laugh at the Anti Joke? A: Because he has no sense of humor

What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

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