- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

What did the drug addict say to the doctor? I am a drug addict and am in need of help and rehabilitation.

what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

what did joe eat for breakfast? he didn't eat, joe is schizophrenic steve's best friend

What do you call it when an old person cuts off their fingers? Dementia

A panda , a cheetah, a dog, a spider, and an eagle are in Antarctica.. The eagle looks around at the other baffled animals and says " What is this????? This isn't right! I'm so confused!"

Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

What do you call a woman who can't walk? A paraplegic.

How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? TOO FUCKING MANY

European on my shoes, buddy.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? a horse

How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

How did Mary fall off the swing? She got hit by a fridge.

How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

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