Knock Knock? Come in.

lil billy wuz killed cuz of hiz relijuz beliefz

"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

What's the difference between a piano and a fish? A piano is an instrument, fish is an animal

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

Q: what is blue and has no legs A: A crippled boy painted blue

Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Jews

Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

What did the little boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's jewish

how did helen keller's parents punish her? stuck a plunger in the toilet

A penis walks into a bar..

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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