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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the Irish man that accidently killed himself,he farted in the bath & drowned trying to smell it

A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

Two fish we're in a tank.. Yup.

When Chuck Norris plays Modern Warfare 2, he gets more care packages than Haiti did.

Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

every time I stay in the water too long my pp gets all shriverly sometimes can't find it omg that's so weird

Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadillac going over a cliff? It was my cadillac

How do you get your dog to stop barking? You snap its neck.

Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

Camerons hair is Curly..

What did the tiger say to the jellyfish? Nothing; tigers can't talk. And if they could the chances of a tiger meeting a jellyfish would be very slim.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

What did the Jewish kid get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

A circus clown climbs to the top of a five-storey ladder and dives into a foot-deep pool of water below. His neck is broken on impact. RIP Chuckles.

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What do you call a dumb friend? Sam.

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