- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

Why did the audience walk out of the movie? Because it had just finished.

A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

What should you never give to your friends as a wedding present? An old plastic bag full of rubbish.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

What do you call a person trying to rob a store with no arms? Peter Pan

how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? To get to the other side!

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

Roses are red, Violets are blue, STDs are contagious. Careful who you screw!

Billy: You're so ugly you made an onion cry! Jack: I'm rubber and you are glue, whatever you say bounces back and sticks to you. Billy was so upset at what he said and decided to leave.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy lost all his hair. Turns out he had brain cancer and died at age 30.

What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

In the time it has taken you to read this, a small African child has died.

Why don't jews believe in Jesus Because jews believe Jesus Christ was not their savior

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