- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man came home from work and said to his wife im going to kill u

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How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

Yo Momma is not fat.

Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

Why did the chicken cross the road?

a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

Chuck Norris' beard takes 1st 2nd and 3rd in the most impressive beard catagory. He was the only contestant.

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

Whats funny about a man in a pink leotard ? Nothing infact i think he's very brave

What did the nazi say to the jew? Nothing, he shot 'em

Do you have to be so, you know... Open about what we are gonna do and stuff? I mean I know some people here, and you are a married man and you know.

Why did the deaf man attend the music concert? He was invited by friends and wasn't doing anyhting else that evening.

What did the drug addict say to the doctor? I am a drug addict and am in need of help and rehabilitation.

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