- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the school girl called a dork. Because a whale penis is called a dork, and she identically resembles a giant aquatic dick.

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

Just gonna stand there and watch me roar. But that's alright because I am a dinosaur.

When life gives you lemons.............. take them free stuff is awesome.

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Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

What is mary short for? Mary had an accident with a semi-truck and had to get both of her legs amputated.

What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

Why did Timmy's face hurt? Because there was a frog stapled to it.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

cool story babe. now go make me a sammich.

Q. How many grains of rice can you fit in an egg? A. Fire extinguisher.

Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar and the bartender says: "Where would you like to sit, gentlemen"?

Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

Why Americans are so bad at League of Legends? Because they can't defend their towers.

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

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