why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

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Knock knock who's there?... a stupid punchline because the door is imaginary and I am just wasting your time telling a knock knock joke

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look at your sister now look at me now look at your sister now look at me you probably have now realized that you cant see me.

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Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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So there was this cracker sitting on a bench. A pigeon picked it up and flew off. Probably ate it afterwards.

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What did enzo give courtney for her 69th birthday? A cake that looked like a pussy cat named kyle

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

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welcome to australia. *kangaroo kicks you in the gut and you keel over, whereupon you are stampeded by wild dingoes and eaten by tasmanian devils*

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LUKE, I am your father... this is your mother, your parents dont love you so we've adopted you

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Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

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To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

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It is true that Trump will make America great again.

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Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

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What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

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Why couldn't the mexican make a taco? He died.

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I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

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Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your stupid.

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How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat it for being black.

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I started a pottery course where the two instructors looked like Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze. The only other student looked like Whooping Goldberg. This teacher to student ratio proved invaluable as I am hoping to make a living as an artist and really appreciated all the extra attention.

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What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

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Lololol

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What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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