- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Ringmasters does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They tell the clowns to do it

why did the Chicken Cross the Road? Why must you question a Chicken's motives to Cross the Road?

Why is cancer a big thing? -It has grown after the diagnoses

Why was Jenny alone? Everyone else had died in a zombie apocalypse.

Why are you gay? Because ***** you

I like my coffee like i like my women, blonde with big boobs.

What did little Timmy find at the bottom of the well? The fact that he could no longer breathe and thus causing him to drown.

Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Hypothermia

black people

The Oakland Raiders

What came in like a wrecking ball? A wrecking ball.

Women's rights

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a serial killer.

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

When writing haikus Sometimes, I miscount the syllables See, that line has eight.

How do you blindfold a Chinese man? With a blindfold.

What's worse than having you're leg fall asleep? Getting Polio

Joker: Knock knock Batman: Who's there Joker: Not your parents

What did the man say when he found a bar of soap in his mailbox? Why is there soap in my mailbox?

Help! I've fallen and I can't get up.

When life gives you lemons, go sell them for crack.

What is the difference between a black person and a pizza? Nothing, they both taste like chicken

Why did the... Timmy, your mother and I are both tired.

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