- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the squrill leave his home an ax-man cut it down

a man was shot.... he died

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

Roses are red Violets are blue I have cancer Nutella on muffin

What do you call cheese that you don't own? Cheese.

There was a little boy and a little girl in a bathtub having a bath. Suddenly the little girl looked down at the boy. "Can I touch it?" "No way -- you already broke yours off!"

when life gives you lemons, force a hobo to eat them because lemonade is going to suck if life doesnt give you any sugar.

Why did the depressed man commit suicide? Its typical of a depressed person.

Have you ever had a traditional Ethiopian Dinner? Neither have they.

a guy walks into a bar. he buys several drinks, ends up drunk, and crashes into a coffee shop with a goat in the backseat.

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? Because he got hit by a bus.

How do you put an elephant in a taxi? You open the door, make sure the elephant is seated confortably, and close the door.

Why was the boy sad? Because his pet bird couldn't fly. Why couldn't the bird fly? Because it was dead.

Why did the Asian crash her car? Someone shit on her windsheild.

Why did little Jimmy fall off his bike? Because I threw a fridge at him.

Your mothers so stupid she is retaking her college courses so she can get a better job and support her family.

hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

When life gives you lemons you make orange juice so people will say "How the hell did you do that?"

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock, whos there? Not sally

What do you call a black man being raped by 6 members of the Ku Klux Klan? Rape

why did the kid struggle in school? because hes mentally retarted

Why does Snoop Dogg have an umberella? For shielding himself from the rain.

Why couldn't the mother make her son's funeral? She died in a car crash on the way there.

What is grey and transparent? An elephant in a zip-lock bag.

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