- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the computer crash? Because it had too much alcohol.

what did the history teacher say to his class? Get your books out.

Q. What did the boy do for his birthday? A. Nothing. His birthday occurred on 9-11.

Q. What did the father say to his son? A. Nothing, he just hit him with his belt. His wife tried to intervene, but she too was hit by said belt.

What do you do when you find a blonde on her knees? Help her up, because obviously she has fallen.

WHATS A SHIT HOLE MOUNTNORRIS !!!!!!!!!!

What do you call two black people on one bike? Unsafe. Regular bicycles are typically not suited for use by two people at once, black or otherwise. Riding on the handlebars is dangerous and can lead to serious injury.

Whats the difference between a black man and a mexican? The skin pigmentation and most likely the size of their penis

Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

Why did the couple stop at the stop sign? Because it's the law.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because there were no cars in the way.

The awkward moment when you find your wife on the online dating site you are on.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

What did the Jamacian say to his friends? Yo me Rastas' on de cloud shroud atta boy 9PM we rizzle into da hitasses bar and we order us da drink of "grandpa's cough medicince" me tinks, who grees wid my view od oftaday Rastas?

i know the best knock knock joke! you start! other person: knock knock me: whos there ........

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

What kind of pizza did the world trade center order? Two cheese pizzas.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

Q.What happens when Torres scores A. He doesn't

Your mamma's so fat she has diabetes and may die because she may not be able to loose enough weight to keep her blood sugar at a regulated number.

I just threw up..In my pants.

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