An englishman, a scotsman and an irishman walk into a bar together. They sit down at the bar, and the barman says, "What is this, some kind of joke?!"

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioFUrwny1c

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BRANDON LUI ROCKSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

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Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? TO GET TO THE SAME SIDE!!!BAZZINGA!!!

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Jingle bells, jingle bells SHIT MY FOOT

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There is a asian, mexican and a blonde boy at school. Every day they each get the same food for lunch. The asian always got noodles. The mexican a taco. the blonde boy got pb and j. They decide if they get this lunch again, they will jump off a cliff. The next day they get the same lunch and jump off a cliff. At their funeral the asian mom says " if i had known, i would have made her sushi." the mexican mom says " i would have made her a burrito." The blonde's dad say "hey don't look at me, he makes his own lunch."

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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Did you fall on your head when you were a baby Oh, I very sorry.

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What did the kid with no arms get for his birthday? A sock puppet.

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Why did the man walk into a bar? Coz he felt like it.

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What did the book say to it's reader? What are you stupid? People who read can't hear!

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jess always squints her eyes when making a point

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Q: Why is little Timmy living without his parents? A: He is ninety seven years old!

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How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

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How many blondes does it take to play a game of hide and seek? One ... ;)

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Roses are red violets are blue What the heck do flowers Have to do with You?

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Knock Knock Who's there May I come in? May I come in who? . . .What's wrong with you can I come in or not?

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josh moran where your Bluetooth gone?

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word*

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Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

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Roses are red, You're a failed abortion, Happy Valentines Day. :D

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A man finds an antique lamp at a garage sale. He takes it home and polishes it, and a majestic genie materializes. The genie thanks the man for freeing him from excruciating slavery, shakes his hand, and returns home to his overjoyed family.

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How do you kill a blonde? Kick her off a cliff.

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what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

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