A muslim paints Mohammed

A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream...?? Because he got hit by a white van

John: Hey Debbie, do you wanna go see a movie with me? Dina: My name is Dina

Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

SHUT UP JP

A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

a boy walks into a hospital ward, and procedes to break down into tears because his family died

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink. What does he order? Nothing. The horse was incapable of speaking English then shat on the floor, kicked over a chair and then left.

Anti Joke

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