why do midgets surf in kitchens? because of microwaves.

Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

John: Hey Debbie, do you wanna go see a movie with me? Dina: My name is Dina

Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

Why did the boy drop his ice cream...?? Because he got hit by a white van

Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

SHUT UP JP

Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

What did Hitler say to the Nazis? I have a mustache.

whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

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