- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your pork? Finding half of a worm, because the worm you just ate is going to live in your stomach, breed, then come out your butt. Or the Apocalypse.

Whats worse than standing on lego? Rebecca black. whats worse than Rebecca Black? Justin Bieber. Whats worse than justin Bieber? Standing on a baby that isnt yours.

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Sandy hook

A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

10 kids are on a bus. It's just a normal bus, it takes the kids to school and lets them off.

how does bob marley like his doughnuts? Sugared

Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 was a sixoffender!

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad this joke is over?

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't become rotisserie with a side of hash brown.

Q: What's big, yellow and can't swim? A: A school bus full of children.

What do you call a black man with a lip desiese? Jumbo shrimp

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what is red, white, and spins around real fast? a baby in a washing machine

q. a whale walks into a bar. The bartender asks"why are you wailling?" A. I my 3 year-old son died.

A guy walks into a bar and finds a genie. The genie says he'll grant him 3 wishes. He wished for a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. POOF! All 3 wishes were granted to him. The blonde drinks a shot a tequila, the brunette drinks a beer, and the redhead drinks a whiskey. They had a great time.

What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

When life gives you lemons, Commit felonies

girl. have you seen my duck man. yes he is with me right now girl rely you have him man. yes in my diner girl. d.i.c.k. man.f u

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Your mother is of a healthy weight and a pleasure to be around.

Skinny people fart less.

Two muffins are in an oven. They say nothing, muffins are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

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