- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

Whats worse than sourcraut? Casey Anthony.

Jacob Mckeand licks his gooch everynight. Some nights he even covers it in maple syrup. 'mmmmm' he thinks to himself as he licks his 7 inch gooch up and down.

When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

Q: Why didin't fat billy take the last peace of pie? A: cuz he was not hungry

Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

knock knock who's there? your destiny

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

How did the man lose his arm? beacuse of the five year old with a knife obsesion standing right beind you at this minute...

a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Doesn't matter get in the van.

Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

What did the waiter say to an overweight customer? May I take your order?

Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

Why did the boy fall over? Because he broke his leg. Why did the second boy fall over? Because he was having a seizure.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

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