roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

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Why was the women not in the kitchen? Because she was probably doing something else

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

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What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

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what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

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that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

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An Englishman, A Scotsman, a Welshman, an Australian, An American, A German, A Swede, A Kiwi, An Austrian, A Belgian, A Frenchman, A Chinese Guy, An Indian, A Turk, A Czech, A Canadaian, A Russian, A serbian, A Portuguese, A brazilian, An Argentine and a South African go in to a bar. The Security stops them and says "I'm sorry i can't let you in without a thai"

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How do you make a plumber cry? I'm sorry but our princess is in another castle.

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What did Tiger Woods do when he saw a woman taking her shirt off? He looked the other way so he could make his birdie putt

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what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

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Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

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Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. It is a coincidence that none of them have the same hair colour.

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a chinese man pays the full price

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An Irishman, an American, an Australian, a Chinese man, a Turk, a Brazillian, a Canadian, a Jew, an African, a German, a Mexican, a Norweigian, a Swede, a Spaniard, a Russian and an Indian walk into a bar.

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Whats the difference between a black bird and a white bird? Their colour

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A kid goes into the ocean on a boogyboard and then gets eaten by a shark because the shark thought he was a seal.

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A white man walked into a bar, and an indian walked into a totem pole...

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An englishman, a scotsman and an irishman walk into a bar together. They sit down at the bar, and the barman says, "What is this, some kind of joke?!"

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How did the black man survive the Train crash? He didnt, he died liked everyone else

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Jerry Sandusky and two other men are on a cruise ship, when it suddenly starts to sink. The first man says, "save the children!" The second man says, "screw the children!" Jerry Sandusky drowned.

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What did the man say when he saw a alien? "Look its a Alien"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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