- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i punched my mother in the face once she cried

Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

A baby seal walks into a club.

A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

James walks into a room he then leaves as the room is full of hot women but he does not find them attractive as he has a girlfriend and is also bisexual.

How do you kill a mime? Shoot him in the face.

What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

What did the blond say to the other blond? "I like your shoes."

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Henry threw it well.

What's long, hard, and in my pants? The SAT's... I lied about it being in my pants.

How do you get an elephant in the fridge in three moves open the door, put it in, close the door How do you put an giraffe in the fridge in four moves open the door, take out the elephant, put the giraffe in, and close the door

A man is sitting on a park bench crying. A blonde walks by and asks him why he's sad. The man proceeds to explain he just lost his children in a custody battle with his ex wife.

what happens when you shoot a piece of soup It dies

Tim and Jim are Telling Jokes Tim: Knock Knock ... Jim does not respond because Tim has a mental disorder causing him to believe in hypothetical doors and thus ignores him so that he does not upset his friend

Roses are red Violets are blue The last time I saw your mom I made you

Guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. He orders a beer with two cubes of ice. The bartender ask why does he want two cubes of ice. The guy doesn't answer. He finishes his beer and proceeds to go home safely because he was not intoxicated.

Q: Why did the black man die poor? A: Because he was financially irresponsible and wasted the millions left to him by his father fueling his alcohol addiction, slowly grinding away at his organs until he died of cirrhosis of the liver.

A banker makes some poor economic investments with other people's money. turns out the people can never get the money back. the banker walks away like nothing happened. the government does nothing to prosecute the man. Somewhere in there his wife leaves him.

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