Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

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WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

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What did the starving african child get for his birthday Ebola

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What did the mother say to her child that was washing the dishes? "Sweep the floor."

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My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

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What do you call it wen black people are sky diving? ...Night

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Why did the woman not wear a bra? Because she had breast cancer and got a double mastectomy.

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What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

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Your girlfriend.

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Why did the man read the terms of service? He had ignored them before, and was forced into a scam where a shady organization took all of his money and possessions. With no other way to provide for his family, the man began selling drugs, which led to several arrests. He has been n prison for 3 years now... His wife has left him for one of the man's close friends

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

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What did the five fingers say to the face? Nothing. Fingers cannot talk.

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What has hands but isn't alive? A dead person.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

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Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

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A storm be brewin!

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What's worse than getting pulled over by the police? getting pulled over and getting a bloody tampon stuck to your forehead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

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What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

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Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

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Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

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FIONN'S ECONOMICS GRADE

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Q: Whats the deifference between me and you A: The fact that im the beautiful one -RDV

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What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

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