- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead.

What did the pineapple say to the apple? Nothing, neither can speak.

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

Q. What is the difference between Jesus and and a picture of Jesus? A. It takes one nail to hang the picture Not trying to offend anyone just a joke to be clear

why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

How many raisins can you fit in a box? It depends on the size of the raisins and the box.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

What happens when a man goes to college? He gets a degree and graduates most of the time or he fails miserably.

How do you find the richest man in Mexico? Go through government records and tax files and find the person with the highest salary

I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, wumbo, wumbology the study of wumbo

No, Sarah. You know your hooks scratch the keys.

pull my finger (farts)

Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

what is the difference between a jew and a boy scout? a boy scout comes home from camp

Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

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