why did the man shoot himself in the foot? because he didnt have the safety on and he had no gun handling skills.

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an irishman gets on facebook...he has 7 friend request

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

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What do you call a something with no limbs? a snake

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Q: why did the dog fall down the stairs? A: Because I pushed him down.

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Why did the jew go to the doctors? Because he had a severe headache.

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whats long and black on a black guy slavery

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"Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave."

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A man walks into a bar. Suddenly, he is filled with a strange feeling, as if his life is somehow the subject of a stupid joke. He walks back out of the bar and consults a psychiatrist.

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What happens when you drive down the road? you get to the end of the road

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 20 years later he would gamble away his life savings and then go onto live a lonely and unfulfilled life.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9!

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A mother is sitting with her son at the park. A nearby man suddenly breaks into uncontrollable coughing. The mother leans over to her son and whispers, 'Smoker's cough.' The son never takes up smoking.

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Why do all asians all look alike? Because they do.

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Your momma's so fat, that her doctor recommends that she exercises regularly and sticks to a healthier diet that includes foods with nutritional value.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Its 2 in the morning Go the f+%& to sleep.

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why don't asians use this finger (point at pinky)? because it's my finger.

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What did the duck say to the other duck? Something, But us humans don't speak there language to understand

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Why does Toby suck! Because he sucks!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

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What's black and white and red all over? A dead penguin

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What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has two legs

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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