- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side.

What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? I don't know, dinosaurs have been extinct for 200 million years.

What's the best way to toss a salad? With a salad spinner from the home shopping network.

why did road cross the chicken Niggers love chicken.

Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. BOOM waiting "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

What's the difference between tiger woods and Santa clause? Tiger woods is a thug

What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

What do call a fly with no legs? Dead

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