What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown.

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Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

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Godilla walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

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alert('The Game')

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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How do you get Pikachu on a Bus? Pikachu Is A Fictional Charecter.

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a duck walks in to a gay bar and asks for a stick they asked where he wanted it before he could answer he was rapped

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Why was Timmy crying when he got home? His family was dead in a pile with a pitchfork going through each of their bodies

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Knock knock Fuck off!

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Why did the white guy die because he had cancer

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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(PC) Why aren't regular jokes as good as anti-jokes? Because they are worse than anti-jokes.

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Did you hear the joke about the pencil? Nevermind it was pointless.

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And you honored it I see :P

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Whats red but smells like blue paint? Red paint

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Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

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There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

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whats up with that? i'm from jersy

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~Chinese Anti Joke~ What is the difference between American army and Chinese army? American army teach youngsters to use their tanks. Chinese army smash youngsters with their tanks.

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Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

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During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

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What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

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What's big and purple? Barney

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Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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