Whats green and smells like ass? My ass. I lied about the green..

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Q. What do mummies do when they run out of toilet paper? A. Nothing - they're dead and inanimate.

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What is the difference between a jew and girl scouts. Girl scouts come back from camp

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Your mom's so fat... she probably needs to go on some sort of diet to avoid a serious heart condition and inevetible death

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

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Why was the Chinese man so sad? He's Asian.

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Does Anti-Joke have a purpose?

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An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

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I walked into a Mcdonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I regretted it later.

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Shut up, I already got that before you said it, typed it, whatever I do not give a fuck, I want the last word because, reasons of millions. I love you Nero come visit me sometime, wait ill come visit you, yes yes, but now shut up, I want the last word, because I made myself your bitch! You know its not what I mean the other way but then around again, I think, you are my I made myself your bitch, no wait, keep reading, you are, my bitch master..., pretty please let me have the last word? Never fucking mind! Have the last word, I surrender, I totally surrender I want my nose back XD.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

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For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

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What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

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what did one computer say to the other .........

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Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

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Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

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If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

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Two biscuits were sitting in an oven. One says to the other hows it going, the other says nothing because he knows that biscuits can't talk.

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Why do bears go to school on Sunday's? They don't, bears don't go to school.

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Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

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An alien just ate your family and all of the things you love

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what do you call balls on richards chin? a dick in his mouth

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whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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