- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

Women outside of the kitchen.

How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You eat them.

why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

Yo mama so fat, that she's even bigger than the universe!

Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Whatever his name happens to be.

RACIST JOKE Why did the racist cross the road? He wanted to get to the other side.

Why did mallisa get to go to the bar instead of jeremy... jeremy has prostate cancer and he needs to be examined every 2 1/2 minuites plus he's 7 years old.

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

What's better than winning $500? Using it to support the Islams to destroy America

baloney sandwich

what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

my mom texted me telling me that my dog died... then she texted me the letters LOL... i texted back asking wat was funny!? she thought it ment 'lots of love' :p

I can't believe they been together for 16 years!! Who? Deez Nutz!

Why did Sally ask for ketchup? She wanted to use it on her french fries.

Boy: Hey girl, the voices in my head tole me to come over and talk to you. Girl: ... walks away

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