Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the lesbian's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know I'm not a bird physcologist

Why did the black man go to the back of the bus? The only unoccupied seats were back there.

dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

What stops a train? A missile

What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

What did Billy get his dad for Father's day? Nothing, his dad was killed by a spinning helicopter blade when Billy was 3.

Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

Whats white and sticky? Glue.

What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in circle.

What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit her in the face with a ax!

What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

knock knock! who's there? me.(walks away...)

why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

What do you do when you see a black man with half a head? Stop laughing and reload

Knock knock. Who's there? Stop fucking around I told you I was coming. I'm sorry. Come in.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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