What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? one's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, the other is a lawyer

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Hazel and Gus are two teenagers who share an acerbic wit, a disdain for the conventional, and a love that sweeps them on a journey. Their relationship is all the more miraculous given that Hazel's other constant companion is an oxygen tank, Gus jokes about his prosthetic leg, and they met and fell in love at a cancer support group.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck had AIDS?

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How many people were trampled on Black Friday this year? Not enough.

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knock knock who's there? Jehovah's witness GOOD BYE!

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Koolaid is red, Poweraid is blue, Gatorade is yellow, My urine is brown... looks like i have a bladder infection.

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what is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews are people and regularly attend a synagogue and pizza is and italian food that many people find to be enjoyable to eat

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A man walks into a bar. He buys something.

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Why do hummingbirds hum? They don't realize how annoying it is.

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I was just thinking in something I swear ... I am still Just, wait, i'll be good

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Two guys walk into a bar.The barmen says "sorry we are closed." So the two men reply "There isn't a closed sign on the door and the door was open so we assumed it was OK to come in and have a drink". The barman says "Sorry we are closed at the moment but come back in 20 minutes and I can serve you". So the men leave and come back for a drink in 25 minutes time.

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What's black and white and red all over? A referee eating a red Popsicle on a hot summers day.

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This one time at Concentration camp.... My friends all died cause they were chosem in the Selection

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What do you call a mexican man with a rubber toe? Ruberto.

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i wonder who made this website? a human

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

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What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

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I'm Coming

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y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

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How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

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Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

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Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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