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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit! I can talk too!"

KONY 2012! world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

what does a chair look like? a chair.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

Yo mamas so fat she's over weight

Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

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