- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

roses are red viloites are sour open your legs and give me an hour

Q: knok knok A: Im home

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

"Why did the clown fall off the swing" "he was shot in the face"

How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

Roses are red violets are blue I have herpees.

what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

How many times have I said the word shingles? twelve.

"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are polemicists.

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Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because the branch broke.

Lol! The connection timed out. Double D`s they kill my back so I am gonna get them reduced someday, and sure because it gets really itchy otherwise.

Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

I pushed my friend off the bed after losing to him in FIFA 2011. He died.

Why did the stop sign run a red light? Because it couldn't see its face...

your mom is so ugly, when she throws a boomerang it doesn't come back

How do you get a Mother out of a tree? Ask them to come down, because it is really not socially acceptable for a responsible adult to be climbing trees.

You are joking right?

I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

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