- Anti Joke

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

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What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

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Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

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Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

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Why was the man burying his child? because in france, fishing is only allowed 3 times a day

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why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

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How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

i wonder who made this website? a human

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

I'm Coming

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Nope.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

Why did the girl fall off of her swing? Because she had no arms.

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

a man walks into a bar and a horsefly eats him