- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black guy that steals a car? A father desperate to save his dying son who doesn't have a car to drive to a hospital

How do you know a black person is in your house? You see him in your house.

Womens rights

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

what did obama say when he lost his dog ? where the hell is my presidential dog !

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

How many apples do you end up with if your dog is a golden retriever who got raped by a giant scorpion? A jail

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

Why did the Europeans colonise Africa Because they couldn't do it themselves

Why did the spy cross the road? To get to the other hide.

A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

CAOIMHIN. IVE BEEN DOING MY WORK SINCE IVE STARTED THIS CLASS. YOU'VE STARTED THIS WHOLE THING. I WROTE BIG MAC'S AND THATS IT. SO STFU

What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

Mooses

I SWEAR TO GOD I'M NOT GAY! But my boyfriend is. Love you, Jeff.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

Go online. why? To get a quote. why? To save money. why? Because we said so! Parenting can be hard. See how easy it is to save with GEICO.

Why do cows say moo? Because it's a cow

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