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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

YODO (unless you're religious background encourage you to believe in an afterlife of some sort, be it of animalia or homo sapien decent.

Three bitches walk into a bar, and die

Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

What's the difference between your momma and a bucket of shit? Well, for starters your mother and a bucket of shit aren't even made of the same physical structure, and secondly, your mother is sentient while a bucket is not.

Whats blue and flufft Answer: Blue Fluff

What did the plane say to the world Trade Center on 9/11? Nothing a plane is an object therefore cannot talk.

A guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender says, "whered you get the pig?" The guy says, "It's not a pig its a parrot." The bartender says, "i was talking to the parrot."

A father and his son get into an accident and are whisked away to the hospital. The father dies, and the son is brought into surgery. The doctor is rushed in, but looks at the boy and says "I can operate on this boy, his my son." How is this possible? The boy's father was a zombie.

What did the psychiatrist say to the man wearing nothing but Saran Wrap? - "That's for food. You should wear clothes instead."

What do you get when you drink water? Piss.

roses are blue violets are red and just like you they're messed up in the head

What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

i like candy and other things that are edible... please dont thumbs down just cuz this suxxx just put thumbs up and santa claus will haunt u :)

What's worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocausts.

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't become rotisserie with a side of hash brown.

why did the child fail to make his bed? because he has downs syndrome and he is incapable of participating in everyday activities.

What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite website? Wikipedia. It's very informative. On second thought though, the Internet had not been invented yet back in his time.

A man once had a monkey, and it made him very happy. then one day, his monkey ran away. So the man was very sad and screamed, "I knew i should have broken the monkey's legs!!"

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