2 Scientists walk into a bar. The first one asks for H20, and the second one asks for H20 too. They both enjoy a refreshing glass of water.

Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

I saw a shooting star. It shot me.

Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

What did the woman say when her boyfriend asked her to marry him? Idk my bff jill.

a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

why couldn't three people walk? they were a part of the human centipede.

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

here's a joke... the american education society

Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

yo mama's so fat, that he doctors are slightly worried that she may be suffering from type 2 diabetes.

Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Presents.

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

Whats a black and white and red all over? i dont know...who spends their time researching this kind of stuff

Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

Quick! It's a fly, call the swat team!!!

Why do so many people like writting really bad anti jokes? Said Santa Claus

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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