Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

A priest a rabbi and the dalai lama walk into a bar. They decided to order the hotwings...... Why do u care??? : )

A black man, an asian man, and white man walk into a bar. Not that out of the ordinary since America is a melting pot.

What's worse than a bee sting? The holocaust What's worse then the holocaust? Two bee stings

Whats funnier than Steven Yuhasz being Straight? Womens Rights.

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

if you press the thumbs up button nyan cat is going to visit you tonight

Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

Knock knock Fuck off!

All of the people in the burning building escaped except for one what was wrong with that one person? He was a blind, could not hear and was in a wheelchair.

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What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

Knock knock Who’s there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

Nick Demarco got butt due to the high number of females in his apartment

What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

Q. Why was the Asian boy crying A. Because i stabbed his family

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