A nun, a jew, and a black walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

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Unfortually last night Andrew McNeil was studying soo hard that his head exploded and the next day at school, his friends found out and then cheered with laughter and happieness.

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You decide, drink or drive. But don't do all 3 at the same time.

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What's worse than being shot? Being shot twice.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Um...thats impossible because chickens live on farms theyre are no roads....

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A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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Q: Why Marc can't run? A: Marc is a leaf.

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school homewrok

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Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

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Q: What's black, white, and red all over? A: A horribly maimed zebra.

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If a canoe is stuck in a tree with its headlights on, howmany pancakes does it take to cover the roof of my house? False, snakes don't have armpits!

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The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

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A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

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What's funnier than 10 dead babies? 11 dead babies.

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How did the girl cross the road? -She didn't, she died because she was blind and didn't see the "don't walk" sign.

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What's brown,green got four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill you? A snooker table.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, but if the ladder is shaky, you might need another to hold it up.

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why has kallum just changed clothes to speak to a counsellor because he's socially awkward and has no peers

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why aren't black people real? they are. just because they are less visible at night makes no difference.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Q. The farmer said where's my bucket A. Somewhere

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Why did the blonde jump over the glass wall? To see what was on the other side.

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How do you keep an elephant from charging? Ask nicely.

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