Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Impossible, fruits to not have the ability to talk.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have PTSD. Time to kill myself.

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What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

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Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

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What's the difference between a black man and a orange? One is a fruit and other isn't

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How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

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A Polish immigrant goes to the Department of Motor Vehicles to apply for a driver’s license. He has to take an eye test. They show him a card with the letters C Z W I X N O S T A C Z. “Can you read this?” the optician asks. “Read it?” the Polish guy replies, “No, sir. Allow me to put on my glasses."

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A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

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jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

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After going at it for several minutes, the teenager, with a big grin in his face, finally busted a nut during Thanksgiving dinner and was able to remove the walnut from its shell and enjoy it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

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In Soviet Russia, you drive the car, fill it up with gas, and park it. Just like in America.

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Whats green and smells like a red apple? A green apple

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Why was the boy sad? Because his mother and father had just disowned him.

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Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

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What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

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Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

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What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

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Why is Joel always with Jamie? Because her incorrectly positioned eyes prevent her from seeing the true Joel.

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What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

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A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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