- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

Why did Elsa go into hiding. She died

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

Why did the boy not answer his mums call? because he was dead

How can a man go 8 days without sleeping? Sleep at night.

Hey I Just Met You , & This Is Crazy , But Here's My Status , So Like It Maybe ?

How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

Whats scary about the asian man driving a car? He was blind

Who won the championship last year? There was no championship

jingle bells jingle bells,, bells were jingled!

Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

Two Scientologists walk into a bar. For $5,000 you can hear the rest of this joke.

"bluar blah blah blarRR/ the stupid pointless part" dead people/ animals/ objects can't talk/ drive/ operate compueter, lol I'm so focken funni

The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

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