- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue daffodils are yellow pansies are pink

Why does Toby suck! Because he sucks!

Your mother is so stupid that she has lived a very unfulfilling life due to her lack of education.

why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

Whats brown a sticky, shit

a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

The black man at the narcotics anonymous meeting said, "oh, this isn't bingo is it?" then walked out of the room feeling mildly embarassed.

How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

Gary: Hey Bill, wanna hear a joke? Bill: Yes Gary: Okay.

Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

What is spiky and opens up wide? The Mouth…what were you thinking you perv?

Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

If the blue dog falls out of sample object, how many bananas does my mom eat? No, because markers can't talk

What do you call a black Decepticon? Niggatron. What Pokemon is black? Niggachu. What lives in the sewers, eats pizza and is black? Teenage Mutant Nigga Turtles. What is Disney's most racist children's book? Winnie the Pooh and Nigger Too.

What did God do to help the little girl with terminal cancer? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

Why did the mailman say hi to you? He was trying to be friendly

A white guy a black guy and a mexican are in a car and the car crashes and blowes up who dies? They all die cuz they all were in the car when it blew up

someone called someone else a frog

why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

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