- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have sufficient stability in his arm at that moment causing him to loosen his grip and drop his ice cream.

A manly man drives up in a yellow bug, What do the girls think? They think its very manly! (;

My life has been getting worse and worse since I developed cancer.

what did the person with yellow teeth and the person with white teeth have in common? they have a nose.

Knock Knock! Who's there? The police, your father just died in a boat accident.

What's worse than 9/11? a dipped glass of milk

What's red, white, and black, and spins around and around? A penguin in a blender

How did th-A fridge.

What do you call a Mexican guy in America? A Mexican American

What is better than winning a gold medal at the parolympic games? Having two legs!

-Bumper Sticker- Honk if you love Jesus. (Text while driving if you want to meet him)

what d you call three arabs walking through the desert? dehydrated.

2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

How do you cut the sea in half? You can't. There are an odd amount of letters. You would have to jeopardize the "e", but then it would no longer be "sea".

How do you kill a cripple? You bite its fucking face off

How do you hurt a clown? shoot it.

Bob: Do you know the difference between beer and women? John: No Bob: Oh

We could have had it all Rolling in the deep You have my heart inside of your hand As you've just now inexplicably ripped it out of my ribcage.

What's worse than tornadoes in the USA? Earthquakes in Japan.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

Your mama's so hairy, she has to shave occasionally.

why did the squirrel cross the road? -because it was stapled to the chicken.

How does your sister ride a bicycle? My sister does not have any legs.

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