Why's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding a golden ticket

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What do you call a red ballon? It depends on its color duh!

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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What is worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings.

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Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

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yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

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What's the best part of the 1980s? They're over.

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How do you make a Bong Ki mad? Call him a Bong Ki.

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What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

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A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

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Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

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Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

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My name is Will I am a real homosexual

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Q: If your riding down the Nile on a boat and your boat springs a leak, how many boxes of pancake mix does it take to fix the hole? A: 58, because Koalas are marsupials

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Roses are red Violets are violet Jesus Christ how dumb can you get.

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Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

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Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

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What is funnier then 25 9/11

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Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication.

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whats the difference between ebola and a can of dead babies? i have ebola. this isnt funny at all.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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