- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man with one leg good at balancing on one foot? He used crutches.

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue These are your Results You have Cancer

why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

Who's mean and white and really not nice? Hitler

What do you get when you cross a pug and a beagle? A cross pug and a cross beagle.

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What happened to the guy that got a perfect score on his S.A.T.'s? He was murdered.

Why is it so hard to cook vegetables? The wheel chair won't fit in the oven.

What's bigger than a horse ? An elephant.

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

Whats the diffrence between a white and a black guy? one of them is black

Why did the kids all eat their homework? Probably because they were starving to death and there was no other food source available.

What happened to the mentaly challenged person is walking down the street? He pooped on the sidewalk and got escorted to his house

What did the black man say to the Jewish man Nothing, because they were walking on the street and did not know each other

What do you call a dog with no legs Nothing it won't come

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

Dislike if you are a prostitute

What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

what happens on labor day? the day she has a baby... ya your having a kid

Why couldn't the dinosaur sing? Because dinosaurs are extinct

What has 2 legs, a heart and a conscience? YER MA

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