- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

A horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks: "How's the family?" The Horse says: "they are fine." Everyone runs out screaming because Horses can't talk, except the bartender. He has a mental illness.

A Mexican walks into Taco Bell, because it is the only restaurant within walking distance of his workplace.

What do you call someone with no arms, one leg,and an eye patch? names

Did you hear the one about the guy who went his whole life without ever telling a joke? He was still funnier than David Letterman.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Betty wanted to see time fly so she threw her alarm clock out the window. Shortly after, her mother grounded her as it was quite expensive and she had become less punctual without it.

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings. Now hats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Three bee stings.

A Jewish man answered his phone one day. The man on the line said he'd kill him and all his family. The Jewish man then hung up the phone and resumed his everyday life.

Question: What do you call a Black person who cooks food at a fried chicken restaurant? Answer: A chef

why did victor sell half of club getaway because he wants a partner why did david buy the half because victors dying

Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

What do you call a dragon with no wings? a dragon with no wings :(

whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

You tell me. I have amnesia.

A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

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