knock knock... ....... no one replies.. the family is deff..

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

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What do you call a man with a horse? A man

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Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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Two guys walk into a bar, and they ordered two drinks. Then the bartender said, "Two dollars, please." - Brandie PANG

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What did the purple dragon say to the unicorn? He doesn't say anything to the unicorn because dragons and unicorns don't exist. Even if they did exist, dragons and unicorns can't talk, unless we're talking about cartoons. Also, even if it was a cartoon or whatever, do you really think a purple dragon has ANYTHING to say to a unicorn?! Of course not! Oh look at me I'm a cool talking dragon, I have something so important to say to this unicorn. Gimme a break...

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Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

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jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

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Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops. tom halls mum

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Why did mallisa get to go to the bar instead of jeremy... jeremy has prostate cancer and he needs to be examined every 2 1/2 minuites plus he's 7 years old.

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What did Michelle Obama get for Christmas? Cancer

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chuck norris was bit by a snake, a few hours later he died

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

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What did Big Dog say to Little Dog? "We are both dogs."

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Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

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What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

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Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

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whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

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How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

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sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

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Why did the man fart? He didn't. Stop being so dirty-minded.

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You know what is funnier than 24???? I don't know that's why I was asking

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Why did Superman cross the road? I dunno.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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