How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

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Q. What do you call an average middle-aged white man who walks into a bar and asks for a drink? A. Not a very funny joke

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No, but I am not just an author, the important thing is, that this kid has been stopped as we speak, as I said he was selling information to several clients on the deep web, and patterns do reveal that he was selling you out piece by piece while prepared to make a run for it once he delivered the vital details. Say, did you promote this guy a bit too fast or something? Either he knows as much as you do, or otherwise he has been learning the ins and outs of your little place pretty fast.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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What's worse then a bad hair day? Hattie.

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What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

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Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Your momma so stupid, she dropped out of school at a young age of 12.

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hers a joke... japanese people

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What was Hellen Keller's dogs name? dhfgbvskjne How did Hellen Keller's dog die? Natural causes.

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Q: What did the 6 year old cancer patient say he wanted to be when he was older? A: Doesn't matter he died

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A terrorist robs a walrus.

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what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

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What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

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Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

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knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

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Texas! You are doing it the wrong way! Learn from Hitler, gas is cheaper.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? To get to the other side!

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Your Adopted Deal With It!!!

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What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

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Knock Knock. Who's There? I have cancer.

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Anti Joke

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