Q. How many grains of rice can you fit in an egg? A. Fire extinguisher.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I want to get you pregnant.

How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

What do you call a black man approaching your car in uniform whose name happens to be Darius? Officer Darius.

i wonder who made this website? a human

A jew was walking down the street what did he see? the holocaust

Why did the boy live on the street? He was an orphan.

Why is the world going to end on 9 December 2014? I don't know why, but IT IS

What do you call something green and fuzzy? Grass, I lied about the fuziness.

What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

what do you get if you cross a scotsman , who knows nothing about football and a indian? Blackburn rovers, and a good night out

Whats worse than hard cheese?Cheese DUH

You know what is funnier than 24???? I don't know that's why I was asking

Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

What's Kanye West's goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

Why did the man fart? He didn't. Stop being so dirty-minded.

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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