Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

A Mexican walks into a bar. He walked out with a concussion. -ilikecrepes97

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

Whats black, and chrispy inside...? A black guy with bonecancer

Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

tennis grunts . . . no different from sex noises

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

Girl: What's up? Guy: If I told you, would you sit on it?

David Cameron

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

What did the smiley face say to the other smiley face? Nothing. They just smiled.

How do you kill a blonde? You wait until she dies of old age, then copyright her death.

Why did the girl fall off the swing ? Because she lost her balance and the force of gravity put upon her was too great for her to bear, resulting in her fall.

Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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