A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender gives him a drink. The man walks out of the bar. He drives home and slaps his wife. Alcohol is destroying his marriage.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

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For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

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Here's a joke for you, my life...

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How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

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my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

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A person tells an anti-joke. Nothing out of the ordinary happens.

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A man looks in his toilet and gazes in fear of the fact that there is blood on his bowel movement. He has colitis

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i had a black friend once......just kidding

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

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What did the pepperoni say to the pepper We are both tacos

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what is worse than the holocaust. interracial relationship, cough..... oli

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You killed my brother and call me the antichrist? Its lovable: Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the **** are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming? He died for their sins, not for yours... WELCOME TO HELL!

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What did the cashier say to the blonde? That will be $5.39, would you like a receipt?

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

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Whats pink red and silver? A baby chewing on reason blades. Whats pink red silver and smells bad? Same baby two weeks later.

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what didn't Jon go to the movies? He tripped and broke his neck and cant look up

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If you can fit many clowns in a car and many mexicans in a car...how many mexican clowns will fit?

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You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

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Q: What did the skeleton order when he walked into a bar? A: A beer and a mop.

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a tiger swims into the indian ocen and eats a tuna. the tiger shortly dies

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"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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