What is the worst gift a child can get? a gift

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

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why did the woman walk into the kitchen? i don't know, but the better question is why she left in the first place.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

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Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

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If you could eliminate one thing in your life, what would it be ? My ex.

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Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

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What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

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a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

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My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

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Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

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Patient- Doctor! I feel like a piece of ****! Doctor- What is ****? Patient- It's four dots on the computer screen representing a curse word. Doctor- What computer screen?

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how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I've lost my tractor!

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How do we stop world hunger? We must first ask ourselves: why don't people eat?

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What did the black man do for his science project Which is better homemade or colonel sanders?

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Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

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Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, but she had anal hemorrhaging so it really hurt

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KARL KARASHIAN - FACEBOOK

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What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

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civil rights

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How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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