- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? Cue annoying little kids saying WHAT!!!!!!!!! A: To check out all the chicks

You know what's good for shoulder pain? If you ice on for 20 minutes then off for 20 minutes repetitively three times a day

Knock, knock. Who's there? FBI. FBI who? The FBI. We have your house surrounded. Pervert.

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

Why do Asian men love noodles? Noodles are delicious!

How do you get a baby to be quiet? Put it in the oven for a few minutes

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have cancer."

what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

Why did the blond have a wierd look on her face? Because she was ugly

(Knocks on Helen Keller's door) You: Knock knock Helen:....

i had a dream last night;) it was sad because you lived but then i dreamed up a bus and made it hit you. i had a dream last night;) you died

whats harder than nailing a dead baby to a tree? my dick wile i do it

How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb none, because chickens do not have opposable thumbs,therefore prevents them from preforming such a remedial task.

"Merry Christmas, Mom! My gift to you is...ME!" "I brought you into this life you disrespectful brat!" He then proceeds to a cliff.

How do you learn how to drive? You get in the driver seat

Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??