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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

Sam murray got home after school one day, he siad hello to his father and possibly played some Avatar on the D.S

Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

How many ADD kids does it take to screw...

A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

Why did the man ask his wife to make him a sandwich? He lost both of his arms in the war.

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor Adams. You called me about your father's stroke.

What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

What did the fish want to drink? Charlie Brown

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock.. Who's there? Not Sally!

i like your face... HAHAHAHAH just kidding you make me want to projectile vomit.

What looks like a lion, sounds like a lion, and feels like a lion? A lion Ba dum chh

Who has, there are like... Well actually I might have watched them all, downloaded them in a torrent... A LEGAL torrent of course... NOT. Well, you get a hint, it looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, and its a trick question since Mickey Mouse was not actually drawn by Disney, so yeah.

What happened to the lion which escaped from the zoo? It was successfully recaptured.

Why did the shark attack the rock? Because it thought it was a human.

What do you get when you cross Jesus with James Woods? Crucifixion

What do you call a kid without any friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

Why did Mike Tyson say he would eat his children? Thats mean! friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: Why not just vi0late them REALLY REALLY FUCKlNG HARD! Its a Win/Win/Win/Sore ass situation.

Who hangs out with a girl all day every day while he's dating her for 4 months and still doesn't get his wiener touched. Adam claypool

Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

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