- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

What's Brown and Sticky? A Stick

how much swag could a swagchuck chuck, if a swagchuck could chuck swag?

Knock knock Who's there? To To whom? No, its To Who now, since I married

drugs.

Coach walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says, i can't serve you. You aren't wearing pants. Coach says "put it on my bill."

A Muslim gets off his plane from Saudi Arabia to New York and walks to customs where a TSA agent asks him "what is you business in America?" The Muslim responds "I am here for a vacation". He walks on, and returns home 10 days later.

I once had a friend We had our arguments, and went our separate ways.

can't you hear that TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT, TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT flute (nicki minaj in a past life listening to a symphony)

Roses are red Violets are red Bushes are red Why's my garden on fire?

who is gay wit mon james cornish

Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

did you know r kelly and jay z had a album together?

Justin Bieber tries to get into a club but is not allowed because he is to young.

Two black guys were walking down a street to meet up a local drug dealer. Turns out the black guys were undercover cops who arrested the drug dealer and both recieved awards for finding the criminal.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

two flowers in a meddow recently bloomed a cow came over and ate them, and the cow died of herpes the next day

Why did the atheist start snoring in his sleep? He has a naturally small airway and fairly large tonsils.

What's funnier than 100 dead babies? Everything.

A bloke walks into a bar. He doesn't say 'ouch' because it was a public house and not a hard surfaced object as you may have thought initially

they say a rolling stone gathers... speed until it reaches maximum potential speed and cannot go any faster.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Scientists are still unable to fully understand the brain functioning of chickens enough to comprehend their motives for doing such a thing.

Whats worse then walking into a door? getting shot in the head by a 10ft squirrel holding 44.magnum and a slice of cheese in the other

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

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