- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

Why did the chicken cross the road? For no specific reason, Chickens don't think much.

Why couldn't Johnny drive? He doesn't have arms or legs. Why didn't Johnny have arms or legs? Johnny is a potato

Why did the man visit 4chan? He heard about it from a coworker and was curious about what it was.

Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

Whats worse than Lindsey Lohans vagina? Nothing.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

what did the black mother think of her daghter's white boyfreind? i dont know i cant read minds

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

What do you call a snooker cue that only hits stripes? Anything you want, it can't hear you.

Jimmy is at a movie ? He's with a gay boy

What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

What’s spotty, has three legs and is green all over? …well?

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Impossible, non-living organisms are incapable of moving and babies lack the brain capacity to understand how to screw in a light bulb.

Why can't Hellen Keller play the piano? She's dead.

Roses are red the grass is green now open your legs and let me fill you with cream

Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

A guy watches TMJBtv on YouTube. He then shoots himself.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Me Me, who? -You -You? but I thought you were me. - I am you, you're looking in the mirror, asshole. - No, sir i'm sorry you have the wrong house. Asshole doesn't live here.

What do you call a white guy? A caucasion man.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

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