- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the fat girl mean when she said, " last night was amaziing?" that pizza pie you shared was very well crafted and baked

Why'd the clown fall out of the tree? it died. Why'd the cat fall out of the tree? it died Why'd the chicken fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the clown

My mother always said that jumping in piles of leaves was fun. That was before she died of pancreatic cancer.

A cheeseburger and fries walk into a bar. The bartender says "sorry, we don't serve lunch"

A barman walks into a bar. He works there.

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

Tim: You wanna hear an anti-joke? Billy: Yes! Tim: Okay, I've got one for you Billy: Let's hear it! Tim: 1

A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

Why did the Muslim cross the road? He was on fire and he needed to get to the lake on the other side of the street to put himself out.

There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

If your riding your bicycle down the railroad tracks and your wings fall off how much icecrea does it take to fill a upside down doghouse

no really what are ur names?

Three Lawyers are walking, one falls down, gets up and continues walking

Tunechi

Did you hear about the black man who went to college? He made a very successful living for himself despite this rough economy.

What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

A: Knock Knock B: The door is open please come in.

How do you fit 500 babies into a phone booth? With a blender. How do you get them out? Nachos (make a dipping and snacking motion).

You having friends.

A dog walks into a forest and sees a whale. The dog asks "aren't you supposed to be in the ocean?" The whale replies, "yes."

What is brown and sticky? A Stick

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