Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

wanna hear a dirty joke? ...trashcan

What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

Why couldnt the old man ski? There was no snow.

What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chris. Chris who? Wow, I thought we were better friends than that.

What do you get when you throw a white hat in the red sea? A wet hat.

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

pull my finger (farts)

This is a stupid joke. Get it to the top of the list and Kobe Bryant will pass to you.

There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

three white men are running after a black man,, the black man is winning the race

How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

Why was the little girl crying? She got raped by a giant scorpion.

How did i get from Pakistan to Iraq Iran

What did the man say before he got stabbed? What are you going to do, stab me?

What did Superman say to Batman when they first met? Nothing. They are not real.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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