- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens after you go to school? (you tell me, i'm only in 6th grade)

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

Why can't John hear what Muhammad says? John is deaf.

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

What did the jew say to the black man? Nothing they were in a mall that got invaded by evil trees.

How do u turn on a lamp? Flip the switch

Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

Why does Joel get so many numbers from girls? Because he asks for them nicely.

Title IX

A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

What's funny about anti-humor? Nothing.

What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you look closely, it's not a chicken, it's a man wearing a costume. He's going to a halloween party with some friends. Sally was not invited.

I like my coffee the way I like Christina Aguilera - I don't.

A Jew and a German meet by chance in a bar. They exchange pleasantries and order drinks. At the end of the evening they leave, having made a friend.

Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

Why did the chicken die? Because it was crossing a busy road.

Why did Jerald heat up pizza? Because he was hungry.

What did the shark say to the boat captain? So do you prefer cards or pool?

nolan is gay

why did the chicken cross the street? so it could throw a fridge at you, you are very loud at night for some reason and you wake everyone up. the chicken then goes home to watch gay porn videos.

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

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