the sky is green no it is not

Why did the Black man buy some slaves? They were his family

Knock Knock. READ THE DAMN SIGN IT SAYS NO SOLICITORS!!! ... yeah.

Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

There are two men on a dock. The first man says, "What's your name?" The second man says, "GET OFF!" because he has turrets.

What do you call a person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk? A person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk.

What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog

What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

What is black and white, and red all over? A mutilated penguin.

Who invented chocolate? I don't know! Keep it to yourself.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

Text this number just cuz 16305208722

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

Guess what? I like trains.

knock knock. who's there? Kony. Kony who? Kony says:" Uganda be abducted"

whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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