- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his soon to be butchered family.

What´s Green and turns Red at your Finger Tips? Frog in a Blender.

Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

what's Mexicans favourite sport? Cross country.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet You have pancreatic cancer

Whats worse than cutting yourself with scissors? Being forced into a blender by your baby's ghost.

Once a man asked a lady working at the supermarket, Can I see your avocados? She kindly walked him over to the rack where they were being held.

the boy fell, because he hit a bump.

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

how do u make a baby cry? you shouldnt. Stop thinking of ways to make a kid cry... asshole.

Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

How do you make the general public confused? ...

What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

What’s the best part about knowing things no one else does? Nothing. I’m schizophrenic and can’t afford medication.

What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

What is long hard and woody? A tree.

Hi! Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Roughly 1150 pounds if a full grow male.

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

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Why was the boy sad? Because his mother and father had just disowned him.

What's the coolest place to be in the solar system? Uranus.

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