What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

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what’s worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? one dead baby in 12 trash cans

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your mamma so fat... she went to hell.

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Name three similarities between racism and sexism I, S and M

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What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the baby monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Why did your girlfriend dump you? because someone brainwashed this guy into believing this nonsense.

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Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

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How long does it take for britney spears to change a light bulb? Fish can not leave the water without dieing.

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Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither did she.

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I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

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Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

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Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

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An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

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How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

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Yo' mom is so fat, She should probably consider a low fat diet in which no more than 30% of the calories are from fat.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

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why did Sarah fall out of the swing? she had no arms. Knock knock. who's there? not Sarah.

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A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

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What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

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What do you call two mexicans playing basketball? A good example of friendly competition.

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A bar walks into a man. No, firstly it wasn't a man and secondly the bar didn't walk in. The pedophile just slid it in and sodomized the poor boy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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