What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

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What is Cleopatra's favorite cookie? A: Chips Ahoy

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Evil Witch: Hey Snow White, want an apple. Snow White: No thank you, I just ate, I'm good. Evil Witch: But its good! Snow White: No thanks, I'm good! Evil Witch: Ill put caramel on it!! Snow White: NO THANKS! Evil Witch: FINE!! The Evil Witch then pulled out an AK - 47 and violently murdered Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

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Knock Knock Who's There Me

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Why did the piece of gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot.

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Say, "I have a really nice knock knock joke, but you have to start." To someone. They say knock knock You say who's there! and walk away.

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What did the pineapple say to the orange? Nothing; Neither a pineapple nor an orange contains the necessary muscles to produce speech.

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hi jonny

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Q: How many different Pokèmon are there? A: Pokèmon aren't real.

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yo momma so old that when she whent to school there was no history class

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WHY DID THE MAN FART HE WAS A FARTY PANTS AND WE CAN CHAT HERE ON THIS WEB GO TO ANTI JOKE SEE ME I WILL GIVE U JOKES

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What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophobe a blow job

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Put down your barbie. Get in the car.

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There is an American, a Mexican, and a Muslim on a plane They give the American the 1 parachute and the Mexican and the north koreon explode

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haha

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haha women's rights.....what a joke.

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Whats brown and sticky? A stick

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Indians

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how many mexicas does it take to.... on wait there done

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A duck walks into a bar and says, "Put it on my bill"

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. You racist.

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Guess what I was with your mom last night so I wraped her in foil and put her in the oven.

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who looks like a double rainbow? gun baby who was pregant and rapes her

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What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? A black man eating fried chicken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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