What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

roses are red violets are blue kyle brown and pj nosaki have big balls

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

LeBron in the fourth quarter

Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

What is the the mistake..... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

The Pope, a Rabi and an Islamic religious leader go into a room and come out with what? A new understanding of each others cultures.

Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

What's a boulder's favorite type of music? Boulders don't have ears.

What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

Two kids are playing basketball. One says to the other, "FAILMUFFIN!" The basketball flies out of bounds.

y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

Q. What is the answer to life the universe and everything A. 42

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple Eating it.

What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

Why is the world going to end on 9 December 2014? I don't know why, but IT IS

asking someone to check ur broken wing mirror to fall into that persons arms by accident is not a good idea

Your Mom The End.

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