- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call 4 Mexicans getting into a car late at night? 3rd Shift carpooling

What do you call a bird with a broken wing? A bird with a broken wing.

Knock, Knock. Who's there Hey, it's Dave. Oh well come on in.

Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

Why did the black man buy a gun? Because he and his family live in a dangerous neighborhood.

Yo mama is so fat, we are all concerned about her weight.

Q. Why did the child's mother tell him to clean his room? A. Because his room was messy.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

a man walked into a bar.the bar was metal and he cracked his skull

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

How can you know your roommate is gay? His dick has the taste of shit

Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

Q: how do you test the sharpness of a knife A: stab someone MR

Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

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why did logan cross the road? to get raped by his father again

Why couldn't Jimmy go bowling with the rest of his friends? His parents shot him.

Q: pete and re-pete were on a boat, pete fell off. who was left? A: i dont know, but why did pete fall off in the first place, that dumb ass

HOREY SHIT!! OMFG!! I win? Yeah I think so.. Wait. Why am I talking to myself.. Aww not again.. My doctor warned me about this.. D:

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