- Anti Joke

So, a man walks into a bar. Suddenly, the universe around him cracks, unable to sustain the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

Roses are brown Violets are brown Someone keeps shitting in my garden

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

why did the boat sink the captain drove it into a pile of sharp rocks

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

Q: What did the clown say when he got in a car accident? A: Nothing. He died.

How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get i the car.

Relax and enjoy sugartits, you see, I left a last chance for you to shut down the function yourself, when you really want to end it sugartits, you can just read and focus on what I am calling you, sugartits, it really insulted you at first sugartits, but do you see it? Have a nice night sugartits, I mean I sleep like half a hour luckily because of hypnosis and the time control and you know stuff that sounds like its from Sonic or you sugartits. But I gotta go dear sugartits, you want to hypnosis to end, you make it happen by focusing on what I am calling you here.

What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

What has eyes but can't see? A blind person.

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

A black man, a small child, and a priest were all standing in line. They were all checking in the hospital after being in a 3 car pileup

Why do black guys always have sex on their mind? Because they are men.

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't cross it. He was pushed.

Why did the kitten cross the road? Because its owners abandoned it.

Whats worse then getting AIDS Math class

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

Whats invisable and smells like a apple? An invisable apple

Guess what your birth certificate really is. An apology letter from the condom factory.

What do you think when you see an asian woman behind the wheel of a car? She's very attractive.

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