- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

Why'd the clown fall out of the tree? it died. Why'd the cat fall out of the tree? it died Why'd the chicken fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the clown

Why did the Muslim cross the road? He was on fire and he needed to get to the lake on the other side of the street to put himself out.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

Tim: You wanna hear an anti-joke? Billy: Yes! Tim: Okay, I've got one for you Billy: Let's hear it! Tim: 1

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

A barman walks into a bar. He works there.

A cheeseburger and fries walk into a bar. The bartender says "sorry, we don't serve lunch"

There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

If your riding your bicycle down the railroad tracks and your wings fall off how much icecrea does it take to fill a upside down doghouse

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

Three Lawyers are walking, one falls down, gets up and continues walking

You having friends.

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

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What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

This is a joke.

A: Knock Knock B: The door is open please come in.

Did you hear about the black man who went to college? He made a very successful living for himself despite this rough economy.

What is brown and sticky? A Stick

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