- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

did you hear about the argument between jamie jacob and dylan? daniel killed them all

cancer

Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

What do you say to the child with bruises on his arms? Stop hitting yourself.

This is a joke.

why is there art classes so people can make beautiful pieces of art :)

Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

What's worse than the Holocaust? Biting into an orange and finding Helen Kellar

How do you drown a blonde? Same as anyone else. Tie three-hundred cinder blocks to her and drop her into a lake.

A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

You know what's lame? A person who can't walk.

What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

Q: what do u call a plane that flies A: a plane

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

What do you get if you cross a horse with a cow? A horse and a cow.

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