As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

What's the first thing that goes through a persons mind when they get shot in the head. The bullet.

Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

America needs to burn Less fossil fuels to save the environment

Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

A black man walks out of a police station

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

Why doesnt Santa deliver presents to black children Because santa doesnt exist

Three men walked into a bar. You'd think one of them would of ducked?

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What time is it when an elephant jumps over your fence? Actually, elephants don't jump.

trump and hillary are both stranded on an island, who survives? america

what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

What's worse than fingering your sister and finding your father's wedding ring ? 3 bee stings.

What do men and women have in common? no really what do they have in common

Why did it take the rabbit so long to enter the rabbithole? Because he was hit by a truck and lost a lot of blood.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

Q. What do you call an average middle-aged white man who walks into a bar and asks for a drink? A. Not a very funny joke

have you seen Helen Keller's bird house? neither has she

A man walks into a sofa. BANG

"CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!" -Spongebob

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