- Anti Joke

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

A blind man cant see this joke, so I probably shouldnt write it..

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock.. Who's there? Not Sally!

Quarters look shiny, Brass beats Copper, Dish is better, So enjoy the hopper. DIrect TV, is forever alone. Kinda like you, when your on your phone!

what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

A man wearing a 'What Would Jesus Do' bracelet and a livestrong bracelet goes up to a blind kid and rubs his eyes and the kid can see. The kid was was not used to the bright lights and wandered into traffic, was hit by a car and killed instantly.

Yo momma's so poor, she needs to work 2 jobs to support her family.

Why did the police officer decide to eat a donut? Because he was slightly hungry, but a meal seemed too much for him.

Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

That is so fetch

How many retards does it take to screw in a lightbulb? No number of them could figure it out. They sit in the dark for hours, scared of the monsters.

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

Why did the man ask his wife to make him a sandwich? He lost both of his arms in the war.

What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

a guy walkied into a bar... he really got hurt

Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor Adams. You called me about your father's stroke.

What did the fish want to drink? Charlie Brown

What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick