Why was the man lying on the pavement? He was hit by a fridge

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

Knock Knock -Who's there? No one -Ok

roses are red , violets are blue i love bernard he loves me too if you take him from my place i'll smash my fist in your face.

roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

What did the mother say when the train hit her? Bad train! We don't hit!

what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

Why did the computer crash? Because it had too much alcohol.

How do you catch a green elephant? you paint it red and use a Red Elephant Trap

Why does the cow eat grass? A: Because it's green. (Cows are colorblind)

who is really lanky? james cornish

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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