- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

Whats a six letter name for black people? Friend.

What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

Q-What happens when you grow tomatoes in Kansas on an odd number year when its an average of 398degrees Kelvin ? A-You eat em

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO? A: One is a human while the other is an unidentified flying object.

Why did the man lose the poker match in the jungle? He was playing a cheetah.

So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

Why did the spy cross the road? To get to the other hide.

every time I stay in the water too long my pp gets all shriverly sometimes can't find it omg that's so weird

A Serbian Film

Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

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* two sisters are making yo mama jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the turkey was in the oven and all the farm animals thought the chicken could run the errands in his place just fine.

Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

Your Mom is so fat she's Fat

What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

What is pink, red and silver and crawls into walls? A baby with forks in it's eyes

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