Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

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Whats scary about the asian man driving a car? He was blind

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Idear. What do you call a deer with no legs or no eyes? Still no idear.

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What did the clitoris say to the labia? I'm from the hood, the clitoral hood.

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Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

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What do you call a fat guy running on the street? Nothing because you should respect his effort trying to improve his health.

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Your momma is so fat that she is a plus size model and gets paid very well for modeling. Good for her.

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a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

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A man is driving down the highway. He falls asleep at the wheel due to his case of narcolepsy, and dies in a fiery car crash.

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This planking craze is really taking over... my elderly nextdoor neighbour has been planking in her garden for three days straight!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He had to get to the other side.

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A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

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What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

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What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

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What is hard, long, moist, and flesh colored? A hotdog you dirty, dirty bastard!

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Whats worse than getting a parking ticket? The Bubonic Plague

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What do you do when life gives you lemons? You apparently are not a fan of lemons what so ever, so you then throw them away, not knowing what to expect.

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A dinosaur is walking down the street. He is soon confronted by a human. The human says to the dinosaur, "Hey, your a dinosaur." Which the dinosaur replies with, "Yes, yes i am." The dinosaur then stands there for a few seconds wondering why he is in the same time period as the human. And as to why a dinosaur would talk.

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who has moral fiber? a cerial killer

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I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

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What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

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Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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