What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

A blonde was taking a Math exam, so she brought her Asian boyfriend with her. It turns out they were going to his father's retirement party afterwards.

What did god say to Jesus. "Dude, she's not a virgin"

What's worse then failing a math test? Your mom getting shot

I was walking down the road yesterday with only 1 shoe. A man stops by and says "Did you know that you lost a shoe?" I reply "No I didn't. I found 1."

Knock Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah's witness.

how do you get a happy man to stop smiling? hit him in the face repeatedly untill he is dead.

Obesity runs in your family. To bad no one runs in your family.

whats better than 1,000,000 dollars? 1,000,001 dollars

Q: What is white, and comes out of a woman? A: No, milk you perve

A black man and a muslim enter a bar. The Black man pulls out a gun in an attempt to commit a robbery, however the muslim opened his jacket, screamed "Allah Akkbar" and blew himself up. Everyone died.

How do you leave a jackass in suspense? I'll tell you later.

That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

how much kush does it take to get kushagra high

Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

a man walks into a bar. it was a metal bar. his balls hurt.

What's the difference between a duck and a bicycle? They both have handlebars. Except for the duck.

What do you call the offspring of a gerbil and a hamster? Whatever you want.

Whats worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

What does "Ford" stand for? Nothing. It's the name of the company founder, not an acronym.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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