- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: (sigh) Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust emerging from hell.

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

Knock knock! Just kidding.

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

Q: A Mexican and a Jew are at a race. Who get hit first? A: None of them because they're from a different religion.

An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

how much fish could a chicken

How many Jews can you fit in the car? 4 in the seats and 6 million in the ashtray.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I believe you've seen enough of these already.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

Get up Look in the mirror

Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

What did the boy say after he fell out of the tree? Nothing, he died.

How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

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