why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

Fat? Jesse Z

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

Two egyptian soccerclubs are playing, what's the score? Over 70 dead

Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

How did OJ get away with murder? No one really knows. Probably because he an excellent group of lawyers

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

Women.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Scott Scott who? Scott Henderson. Oh my god Scotty! I haven't seen you since highschool, please come in.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

What's black and blue and hates sex? The unfortunate child in a pedophile's basement who the police have yet to find.

What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

What did the man say to his wife. Hi

What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

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