- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because he was content where he was.

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

Two attractive women were getting ready to visit the gym. On the way there, they stopped at a local sports store to purchase some new shorts, and they got it at a good discount price

Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

What is a black, yellow like liquid that contains carbon dioxide, usually kept in a can, and is not coke? Pepsi.

what is my catphrase nothing I am too good to have one

It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

what does an adhd kid that causes all kind of trouble get? a buncha ass whoopins and some meds to dope his ass up

How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

Whats green and gets you really high? A green airplane

A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

Q: What did the serial rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

do you know cadbury choclate buttons? yeah, you know the white ones come out now, do you why? so the black kids can get there face dirty too

ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

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Why did the mailman say hi to you? He was trying to be friendly

What's big, white, and kills niiggers? Hurricane sandy

A little boy who was sleeping in his parents' bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't -- he said nothing, and the incident troubled him for many years.

An elephant walked into a pub and ordered a strong Vodka and Coke. "Long day?" asked the barman. "Yeah. Very. So many people stroking my trunk in my apartment - It's meant to be a private place. I'm scared to go back there. One child said they were going to rape me."

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What did the orange say to the apple? “To be sentient is truly unbearable without sexual organs.”

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