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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call justin bieber haveing sex with a lady? A dream

roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

women's rights.

What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

Rap. Skate. Smoke.

Why did Jesus cross the road? He didn't. He's dead.

Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Hello? Prankster: Hello is your regrigerator running? Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Yes... Prankster: Oh good. I was just calling to make sure. Have a good day!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his village has been ravaged by small pox.

How do you keep a black man inside? Shoot his leg.

Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

Why didn't the dog want to cross the road? there was a flea market on the other side.

your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

Why was the women not in the kitchen? Because she was probably doing something else

Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk. Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

Q.what is the diffrence between a jew and a pizza A.pizzas dont scream in the oven

How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

Why didn't the kid return home after school? He was having a sleep-over with a bunch of his friends. Who all died from a robbery.

A man walks into a bar. He asks for a beer. One of the bar tenders twlls him they are all out. He takes out his gun. He has 1 bullet and there are 3 bar tenders. He wants to kill them all. What does he do? A: Shoots 1 and pegs bricks at the other two.

what did the leprosy survivor get for christmas a amputation

What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

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