- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

What do baseball and The Holocaust have in common? They're both sports, except for the The Holocaust.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

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What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? gloves.

What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

Help i have fallen and i cannont get up Life alert life alert To bad just sit there we dont care

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