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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

i'm an inbred jew - Barras

Rarity: "So, what is that splendid frock of yours saying?" Maud Pie: "It doesn't talk. It's a dress."

whats ironic about a white van being white the driver usualy is not

what do you get if you cross a scotsman , who knows nothing about football and a indian? Blackburn rovers, and a good night out

Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

What's Kanye West's goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

Whats worse than hard cheese?Cheese DUH

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Q. What is Black, White, and Red all over?? A. A girl just having sex and her Cherry broke all over your dick..

What is older than history?

Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

why did the little girl fall off the swing? she was a double amputee.

Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

Why did the fat guy survive the the plane crash? He was late to get up due to a malfunctioning alarm clock and so missed his flight, sparing him of the tragic outcome the other passengers suffered. To this day he still thinks about how a completely random occurrence saved his life.

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

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