Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

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Potassium? K.

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A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

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Kobe Bryant passing the ball

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whats the difference between a thousand dead babies and a porshe? i dont have a porshe in my garage

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

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A man walks into a bar with an octopus. He tells the bartender that his octopus can play any instrument. The bartender gives the octopus bag pipes. The octopus fiddles with the bag pipes but can't seem to play them. The man gives the bag pipes back to the bartender and leaves with his octopus. He is quite embarassed and decided to get bagpipe lessons for his octopus.

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What did Christopher Columbus say to his men before they got on the ship? Get on the ship.

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Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

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Q.If I have four apples and billy has 4 oranges, how many pancakes will fit on the roof. A. 3 because aliens like purple hats.

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Why did Abraham Lincoln fall asleep at the movie? He was shot several times in the back of the head.

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A kid a jew and a child molester walk into a room . what happens next? Nothing there in a room.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

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I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

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Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

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How do you take money from a Mexican? You don't because they have none.

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Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

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Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

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Roses are blue Violets are red I shot your valentine Straight in the head

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How does a boy with no arms or legs cross the street? He doesn't

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Why was the baby so hot? Napalm. Why was the baby so cold? Meat locker.

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why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

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What's worse than getting a paper cut? Getting shot in the face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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