what did the cat say to the dog? I turded out my crap hole

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Johnny: I saw you long time ago. You were quite the school clown back in the day. Boy I remember back when I was just a whipper snapper we used play around and goof around all day. Whatdya think? Richard: Shut up, motherfuckingbitch

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Teacher: What is 1+1? Student: 2 Teacher: Next time raise your hand before answering a question.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A mechanical wheelchair.

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A Mayor accidently killed one of the citizens of his town through dangerous driving. He could not be charged with murder, as it was an accident, but there was an uproar, and he was humiliated beyond question and forced out of office straight away. Even his family rejected him, owing to the fact that the unfortunate citizen he struck was his son's girlfriend.

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Girl, why are you crying? I'm not a girl, I'm a strawberry.

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what did the man living in the box buy with his new found money? A bigger box.

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What did Sir Mix a lot say to the girl with a big butt? Your very beautiful.

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what is the best way to stand out from the croud? open up your butt hole and take a video for to put on dat jumbotron

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Whats white, fat, and looks like a horse? An albino horse who apparently has a high chance of diabetes.

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Watch he thinks he can out wit me watch adams next joke it will suck sooooo bad

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What's worse than having a FUPA? The Holocaust

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? You're mom. It's your.

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A priest a rapist and a child molester walk into a bar. He orders a drink

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting black lady. wha....... ehmmm hmmmm!

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Knock knock Who's there A girl scout A girl scout who? A girl scout trying to sell cookies to support her alcoholic parents who beat her

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Should a pole bump an alarm?

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Q: Why did the Creeper explode? A: Cause you invaded and took his land that was rightfully his. He's not the monster, You are!

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i like going to public parks and watching the kids run and yell because they dont know im using blanks

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I GOT YOUR BUTT PUSSY!

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What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

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Which is the smallest? A. Jupiter B. Whale C. Cow D. Bracelet Answer: D

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Anti Joke

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