A man stumbles into a bar and yells, "Let's get wa-" and falls to the floor dead. The forensic scientists preform an autopsy and find that after 15 years of achoholism and depression caused his heart to stop beating. His family may have mourned his loss, if he had not left them penniless after killing his wife.

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How did the man break his arm raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.

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You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

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Q: Whats worse than spilling milk? A: Cancer Q: Whats worse than cancer? A: Rebecca Black

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Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

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Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

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Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

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How long does it take to acheive a superbowl win? However long it takes you.

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Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

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What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

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jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

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What's the difference between a bench and a mexican? A bench is an inatimate object that people sit on and a mexican is a person of mexican descent

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woman's rights

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

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Q: What's one thing that 5 out of 6 people always agree on? A: Gang Rape

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Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

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Knock knock, COME IN!

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Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

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Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

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What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

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So this guy filled with blood, right? This caused his veins to protrude and him to bleed strongly when he cut his wrists with razors later that night- because of his struggle with depression and substance abuse.

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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