A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

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How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

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what has a hard shaft and an even harder head? A hammer

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What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

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What looks like a horse, but smells and has feathers? A dead horse with a pidgeon in its ass.

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Why did the weiner dog that punctured Doris' bladder get carried away during an oral sex session? Because the dog had a terribly troubled childhood which led to a faliure to adequately function in adulthood

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Knock Knock [Opens Door]

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Whats 9 plus 10? 19

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo Don't worry I'll be there too! Not in the cage But laughing at you! ??

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Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

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knock, knock! who's there? i don't know i don't know who niether do i...

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What did the five fingers say to the face? Nothing. Fingers cannot talk.

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a one fingered leper was sitting one day on the beach playing cards. When a stranger asked to play,hide and go seak. well the oner finger leper licked his invisible finger and said "which ways the winds blowing pete. .-poot-

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What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

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roses are red poo is poo

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swag

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Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car. -Tag

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There are 3 Chinese guys migrating to the USA, Chu, Bu and Fu. . Chu added a 'ck' to? his name and became Chuck Bu did the same thing and became Buck. Fu got sent back to china

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whats the differnece between a bag of dead babies and a ferarri? nothing ill never have either

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WELCOME TO THE SECRET TOWARDS GOING BEYOND YOUR FIFTH SENSE... UNLOCKING YOUR SIXTH SENSE! (redux:Chronoshift extend Xr`d Utrawave edition) 1, Sound 2. sight 3.touch 4.Smell 5.Taste. 6.Balance? :( 7. Pressure :/ 8. Itch :O 9.Thermoception: Ability to sense heat and cold :S 10.Proprioception: This sense gives you the ability to tell where your body parts are. 11.Coordination. :/ 12. Nociception: In a word, pain. This was once thought to simply be the result of overloading other senses, such as “touch”, but this has been found not to be the case and instead, it is its own unique sensory system. There are three distinct types of pain receptors: cutaneous (skin), somatic (bones and joints), and visceral (body organs). Moral Man the Friendly arsonist, motherpounder: I SHALL GLADLY HELP YOU UNLEASH YOUR 12th SENSE TO ITS FULLEST DEGREE!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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