- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

Why did the patient die of aids disorder? Butt sex. Lots and lots of butt sex.

Why did the deaf man ask for directions? He didn't as he knew he wouldnt have a clue what they are on about.

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

What's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? Getting brutally raped by a giant transvestite donkey witch.

What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

Q. Why didn't bob go to work today? A. I killed his family.

Why couldn't the 11-year old get into the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

Yo mommas so fat that when people look at her they say things like "shes bigger than me"

Why is it so hard to cook vegetables? The wheel chair won't fit in the oven.

mary had a little lamb it's fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went it did a massive shit

Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue These are your Results You have Cancer

why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

Immigration Laws

Why did the kids all eat their homework? Probably because they were starving to death and there was no other food source available.

Whats the diffrence between a white and a black guy? one of them is black

Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

Who's mean and white and really not nice? Hitler

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