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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

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What do you do if a black man throws a gernade at you? You take the pin out, and throw it back.

Man: You know you're crazy when you talk to inanimate objects, you know you're Insane when they reply. Stick: I know, right?

Why are some people so emotional? Because some their family were hit by a train and then died the next day of lung cancer.

some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

How do you get a single-armed monkey down from a tree? Wave.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He actually planned to visit his family on the other side, but unfortunately he did not look both ways so was involved in a terrible car accident. His family now mourns their loss.

I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

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What's the best thing about shrimp? It never goes bad.

your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense..............

If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

What did they gay chicken say to the straight chicken? .... nothing, chickens dont speek.

How do you make a fake baby cry -Put batteries in it. How do you make a real baby cry? -Put batteries in it.

In Soviet Russia, there was a population of approx. 293,047,571 people. It was dissolved in 1991, it is now know as Russia or the Russian Federation.

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

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