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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man do when he got home from work? Hit his wife.

What's worse than finding 16 dead babies in a tree? Finding 1 dead baby in 16 trees.

Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

whats the difference between a thousand dead babies and a porshe? i dont have a porshe in my garage

Why was the boy crying? Because him and his sister were sent to an orphanage.

What do you call a person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk? A person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk.

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

Why couldn't the farmer drive his tractor He had no arms why didn't he have arms Because he was a potato

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

Potassium? K.

Remember that comic blooper? Captain America fighting some dude: Okay buster only one of us is getting out of here alive! Next panel: Captain is kicking his foe and yelling AND IT WONT BE MEEEEEEEE! ...

What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

What do you call a pool full of black people? a pool full of black people.

Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

Knock knock Who's there? A fireman. You're house burned down.

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

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