Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

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What do you get when you cross a RPG with a cell phone? A microwave

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What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

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A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

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She loves me, she dosn't love me, she loves me, the girl walks up to the man and says, she doesn't love me

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Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

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What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

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There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

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I was sitting in traffic the other day. I was runover.

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If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

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Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

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A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

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Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

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A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

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What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

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I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

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this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

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What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Justin Bieber

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

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why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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