- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's dark, scary, and full of puppies? My van. I lied about the puppies...

What's big, white, and kills niiggers? Hurricane sandy

What is green and red and is going super fast? A frog in a blender.

What do you do if a black man steals your flatscreen TV? Give up, he's probably in Mexico by now.

A little boy who was sleeping in his parents' bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't -- he said nothing, and the incident troubled him for many years.

What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I was raped when i was little.

Roses are red, violetes are red, I'm colorblind

What happens when you walk around with a kick me sign on your back? you get punched in the face. How are you supposed to know it says kick, you cant see your own back.

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Why is the baby not crying? Because it died of herpes. JUST KIDDING! Babies can't get herpes.

What happens when a girl sticks her head in a birthday cake? She gets a toothpick stuck in her eyebrow. Trust me..I know.

One day Rebecca Black was driving down the street in a brand new convertible Luckily a policeman pulled her over after observing that she was far too young to be driving a car. Underage driving is a serious offense and should not be endorsed in music videos.

What do you call an asian plumber? A plumber.

The patient says, "Give me the bad news first!" Doctor replies, "You've got AIDS." "Oh, no! What could be worse than that?" asks the patient. "You've also got Alzheimer's Disease." Looking relieved the patient says, 'at least it shall be over quickly.'

Dad's writes on son's Facebook wall: "Dear Son, How are you? All are fine here. We miss you a lot. Please!! TURN OFF THE COMPUTER & COME DOWN FOR DINNER!!! by darragh hamilton

2 people lived next door to each other. The man said "hi" and so did the other man. What is wrong with this situation. Nothing, just friendly neighbors.

Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

a man walks into a house. he gets shot in the leg and is brought to jail because he was a burglar and was trying to steal the family's tv.

Why couldn't the towel talk? Because it didn't have a language.

why was the baby crying? cause his abusive father broke his arm.

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