- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is this joke funny It isn't

You want to hear a joke? Republican

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was shot.

How do you eat a sandwich With yo mouth bi tch

Girl fight: Teachers take them to dq Boy fight: Lunch and recess in the library.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? A Holocaust in your apple.

What do Michael Jackson and a throbbing, greasy, overcooked Shitake Mushroom have in common? Nothing. Just nothing at all.

Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

What do you call 100 dead babies in my garage? Murder.

Whats worse then a worm in your apple...... some of these jokes

Q: What did the horse say to the other horse? A: Nothing, Horses are incapable of making verbal communication therefore they cant speak to each other.

What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

Whats long hard and full of semen? A dick.

Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

What did the cat say to the hamster? Meow

Why do ducks have flat feet? To stomp out forest fires Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out flaming ducks

Hey i just met you, and this us crazy! Heres some toilet paper, wipe my ass maybe?

What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

Why did the penis cross the road? Because a man was humping the chicken

What do you call a black man that can steal, shoot, and jump? A basketball player.

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