Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

What's the difference in an orange? A chicken because a vest has no sleeves.

To tell the truth... Your really an abortion that grew

What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

What does shit smell like? Your maaaa

Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? She's dead.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

whats do dinosaurs and people have in common? one of them is extinct.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

What's worse then falling up the stairs? Ketchup

Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

Girl: What's up? Guy: If I told you, would you sit on it?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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