Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

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There are no stupid Questions just stupid people

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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What do you call a black man a asian man and a mexican man? 3 people

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What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was an attempted suicide. His family left him, he had been in and out of rehab for a terrible cocaine addiction for over ten years, and was still having nightmares about his abusive past.

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A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

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The original Moral Man has left Horsehead network, but I will keep monitoring this section for like 3 hours... Then probably never again on this shit site it barely works ffs! Moral: "Turn every stone, and you might find a penny, turn every penny and you might find a stone that stone is in our shoe, kick it away, crush it, destroy it"

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What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

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Q: How many Jews can u fit in a bathtub? A: Well it depends if you use their ashes.

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What's brown and sticky? Feces.

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Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy. But I have Alzheimer's... Hey, I just met you...

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'Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains' Doctor prescribes antipsychotics.

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A black man walks into a KFC, he then realizes that he is in the wrong store, and walks out.

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These jokes don't have punchlines.

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My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

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yo mama's so fat, yo mama's so ugly; your mothers breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks

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Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

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Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? Because it was summer and the grass had extensive growth, so much so, that it proceeded to spread to his neighbors yard. His neighbor then called HOA, and thus, the unruly grass was taken care of.

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A man walks into the office for an appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

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Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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