Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, none of them did.

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knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

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Gay rights.

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When is a great time to eat chicken fingers? Never Chickens dont have fingers therefore making it misnamed and impossible to eat them

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Why did the black man jump high? He was on a pogo stick

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What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

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What's stupid a light bulb.

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what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

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Why did the booger throw a fit? Because it was getting picked on.

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Why did the man kill the hamster? To get to the other side.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

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Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6 million, 1 to screw it in, and 5,999,999 to die in the holocaust.

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Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

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WHATS A GREAT RAVE TUNE KANE !!!!! TUCKER !!!!!!!! DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

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You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

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Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

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What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

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what did the lion tell the jellyfish? nothing, both lions and jellyfishes cant talk, and even if they could the chances of a lion meeting a jellyfish are remote

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Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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