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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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so a baby seal walks into a club, the bouner immedietly kicks the seal out because it is too young to be in a club and also.....itsa seal

Once i tried to do math ! She wasn't getting wet so i stopped!

two muffins are in a oven the one muffin says jee its hot in here and the other muffin says wow a talking muffin

What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Awwww sheeeeeeet!

What do you call Justin Bieber's assassin? A hero doing a noble favor to the community.

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot you racist S.O.B.

What is better than tissues? Correct!

If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

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What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

What starts with F and ends in UCK? The F word but im not allowed to say it.

Why did the middle age man walk across the street? There were no vehicles currently driving on that particular road

Why did the plane crash? Because the engine wasnt working.

A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

Two bees are flying around a flower. "Hey," says one bee, "you ever think about the meaning of all of this? I mean, isn't there more to life than pollinating and satisfying the Queen?" The other bee replies, "No."

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: To get to your house. A: Knock-knock B: Whose there? A: The chicken!

A Christian and an atheist are in a bar. Neither one knows the other's religion and they continue to drink.

What did the mom say to her daughter? I love you.

What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

i have a story to tell u!!! oh s*** i forgot!

Q: what did Katy Perry say when someone told her that she was adaopted? A: That's not true, my parents took pictures of me in the hospital just minutes after I was born.

knock knock whos there I AM YOUR MOTHER!!!!

why could the black person jump higher than the white person. because the white person had no legs

that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

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