Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

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Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

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A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

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an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

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Why couldn't the mute kid tell his mom the house was on fire? Casue he fell down the stairs and broke his hands...

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How many easily offended people does it take to change a light bulb? Shut up, that's not funny!

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

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why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

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Wha'ts the difference between Justin Beiber and a piece of hot muff garbage? Fart triscuits.

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An Englishman, a Welshman, an Irishman and a Scotsman are all stranded on a desert island. After several days spent utilizing the survival skills they had been taught in the Royal Navy, they were eventually evacuated by fellow sailors searching for them. As the only survivors, their stories were vital in preventing such shipwrecks in future.

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What's green and if you eat it you die? A Biljarts table.

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your momma so stupid she dropped out of high school

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Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

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Mary had a little lamb Little lamb Mary had a little lamb That Mary wanted to blow Because Mary was into beastiality

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why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

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How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

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why was the man so good at holding stuff? he was born with 4 arms!

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Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

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yo mamas so poor she should probably consider finding a job

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Why did the man walk up to a bank teller with a gun? He is the security guard; he wanted to ask her for financial advice.

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Donald Trump

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Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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