- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

How do you kill a dumb blonde? Stab them in the chest 43 times.

What do you do to vegetables to make them taste good? Nothing. They are still people, and they can't speak up for themselves.

A duck walks into a bar. Then he walks out.

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

what class did Jimmy get an A in? None, he is dyslexic

Why did the buetiful woman marry the homeless man? True love

Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

Why did the midget fall from a tall building? Because somebody pushed him.

What's the difference between Elmo and Cookie Monster? One of them doesn't listen to Michelle Obama

What would you call a two-foot Irishman named Max? Max.

What's red and every where? A bloody soldier who just stepped on mine.

Knock Knock! Who's there? I have a gun. Get in the car.

Whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Jay-z

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