- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the car.

What happened to the man taking a shit? An unfortunate drop of water splashed back onto his arse

Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

Go away still nothing to see

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Not Suzy!!

Colin Fry backwards is yrF niloC

Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

are you from Tennessee, cause i wanna rip out your throat you piece of dirt

Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

a guy walked into a bar, ordered a drink, sipped it slowly thinking of his waisted youth. then he finished his drink and went home to his wife of 34 years

Why did the shark attack the rock? Because it thought it was a human.

i like your face... HAHAHAHAH just kidding you make me want to projectile vomit.

Who hangs out with a girl all day every day while he's dating her for 4 months and still doesn't get his wiener touched. Adam claypool

Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

how do u get the baby to stop choking? take ur dick out of its mouth!!!

Why didn't John get a present for Christmas? Because John died eight months ago.

Why did Mike Tyson say he would eat his children? Thats mean! friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: Why not just vi0late them REALLY REALLY FUCKlNG HARD! Its a Win/Win/Win/Sore ass situation.

What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

What looks like a lion, sounds like a lion, and feels like a lion? A lion Ba dum chh

What did the broom say to the vacuum cleaner? "Your mom sucks."

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