- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

What is the last thing to go through a flies head before it hits a windshield. Nothing because flies aren't capable if rational thought.

Doctor, everybody despises me. That cant be totally true you despicable piece of shite!

My wife came up to me and said, "I want you to make me scream with 2 fingers!" So I poked her in the eyes!

KANE AUDITIONS FOR BRITAINS GOT TALENT SIMON COWEL REAPES HIM

Why was the man so fat? Because he is in a wheel chair and can't exercise.

What do a purple cow and a red fire engine have in common? Both like eating pizza on Fridays, except for the red fire engine.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

Why do deer have horns? Because god made them that way.

Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

Once upon a time, your dog got hit by a car this morning

A horse walks into a bar Barman: Why the long face? Horse: just had a stroke

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

SHUT UP JP

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

Why did Hitler shoot himself He saw his his gas bill

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like lead, I did a poo.

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