Colin Fry backwards is yrF niloC

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Not Suzy!!

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One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

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a guy walked into a bar, ordered a drink, sipped it slowly thinking of his waisted youth. then he finished his drink and went home to his wife of 34 years

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What do you call an attractive woman in a blender? A very rare occurrence.

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WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

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Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the car.

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

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What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

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Why does Santa Clause not have any children? Because he only cums once a year.

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A black man and a white man are in a car. Which one is driving? A person who is legally allowed and physically capable of operating and automobile.

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Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

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When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

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there was a black man n a white man they went into a hauted house the black man saw a penut butter slice n tryed to eat it then the ghost said dont eat the penut butter slice so the black man ran away so then the white man came and saw the penut butter slice the white man toke a bite then the ghots said i told u once i told you 2 i wipe my ass with that penut butter slice

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At first I was at the party and I was like YOLO!! But then I got pregnant and was like yolo....

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Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Bob Hi bob, come inside. And next time just use the doorbell

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A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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