What is a black person's favorite color? There are many different colors and it would be unrealistic to believe that all the people of a single race would choose the same one as their favorite.

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A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

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Your city streets are so bumpy that cars get flat tires when going to the gas station.

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Hai Patrick Hai Patrick

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I would tell you a joke about a pencil but there would be no point.

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You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

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"How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?" "Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door." "How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?" "Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door." "The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend.... except one. Which one?" "The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator." "There is a river you must cross but it is used by crocodiles, and you do not have a boat." "You jump into the river and swim across. Have you not been listening? All the crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting."

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A plane crashes on the border of the U.S. and Canada, where were the deceased buried? It turns out that there were passengers of several different nationalities on board, all of which were buried in their respective homelands.

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http://media.photobucket.com/image/whale%20penis/marcus1v0/whale_penis2.jpg

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Why didn't the cab driver pick up the black man? Because the cab driver already had a passenger and it would be unprofessional to pick up another person.

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How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

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Yo mamma so fat that when she gets in bed she gets sleepy

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What's disabled and red all over. The kid I hit with my car.

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Male orgasm (haha bitches we've been faking it)

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Why doesnt snow like Asians? Snow is a form of precipitation within the Earth's atmosphere in the form of crystalline water ice, consisting of a multitude of snowflakes that fall from clouds. Since snow is composed of small ice particles, it is a granular material. It has an open and therefore soft structure, unless packed by external pressure. Snowflakes come in a variety of sizes and shapes. Types which fall in the form of a ball due to melting and refreezing, rather than a flake, are known as graupel, ice pellets or snow grains. Therefore since snow is unhuman they are then thus incapable of emotions because they lack any vitals organs.

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What's did the white man say to the black man? Howdy.

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yo mama's so fat because when women are pregnet thay gain weight for there child to feed on

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How do you get out of editable poly? You don't.

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A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

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I AM FAGNETO! MASTER OF FAGNET! WELCOME TO FÅG! DIE X-FÅGGOT! XD Okay Fagneto`s roll me out of here, I am done with the super important last message to uh... You? No wait that sounds wrong, stop laughing you korean piece of... Seriously sorry I am drugged, you guys put enough valium in me to kill a cow, so please roll me out... I used to have a lot of korean friend you know, but then I killed them for being korea... seriously my fingers magically type shit when I am done, please roll me out of here, and fill that... Kundalini express? Is it me or did this get even more fagneto... Get me out of here now now now no

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What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

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A blind man cant see this joke, so I probably shouldnt write it..

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what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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