What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

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What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

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My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

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Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.

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Im black and want attention. I also love fried chicken and love Africa call for a good, African-American time..... Im black 4025406623

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I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

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You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

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What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

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what looks like a sock and goes on peoples feet? A sock

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What do you call a woman when you're inside her? Mom.

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What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

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what's bloody and sweet? A squashed mosquito sprinkled with sugar.

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What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

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theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

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Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

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Sometimes I finger myself to some Madonna and Mary J. Blige shit. - Jesse

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I found a lump on my right testicle. So, as a precaution I went to my local hospital to have myself checked out. Thankfully, it wasn't accute testicular cancer. Instead I only had to suffer for a few months, but it's getting better now. Sadly, I won't be able to have children and now my semen has a somewhat unsavoury flavour. Thanks for asking.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Too get to the other side. Duuu no one crosses the road to get killed.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The doctor. You have aids.

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What is green and slow Grass.

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head? Dead.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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A fat man orders a pizza. Then after eating it, he gets a eart attack due to his high cholesterol and lack of exercise

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Anti Joke

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