- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

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why is there art classes so people can make beautiful pieces of art :)

This is a joke.

Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

Your city streets are so bumpy that cars get flat tires when going to the gas station.

Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

You know what's lame? A person who can't walk.

What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

What's worse than the Holocaust? Biting into an orange and finding Helen Kellar

A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

What do you get if you cross a horse with a cow? A horse and a cow.

A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

I would tell you a joke about a pencil but there would be no point.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

How do you drown a blonde? Same as anyone else. Tie three-hundred cinder blocks to her and drop her into a lake.

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