- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

Wait! hundred billions!

Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

What did the monkey say to the lion? I'm being sexually abused by my handler, and feel so violated.

One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

Q.How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb? A.1

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? -- Because it was dead Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? -- Because it was stapled to the squirrel

How can you tell a blonde a brunette and a red head apart? Ask them if that is their natural hair color.

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

Why can't the black guy read? Because he's blind.

What does a vegetarian eat? colored penis

What's worse than sitting through a boring class? Sitting on a bus that a terrorist is about to blow up.

a guy walks into a bar.. ouch

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

TIMMY

whats worse than a leaf in your bed? World hunger, global warming, the economy......

An egg and a sausage walk into a bar, and the barman says "sorry, we don't serve breakfast".

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A cripple.

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