- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

What did the broom say to the vacuum cleaner? "Your mom sucks."

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

Why didn't John get a present for Christmas? Because John died eight months ago.

What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

How does a chubby baby eat his chili In a very chubby way with his hands smearing it all over is face

Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

how do u get the baby to stop choking? take ur dick out of its mouth!!!

Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

why did the geman man hit the jewish man? because the jewish man swung a punch at the german man so it was an act of self defense.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Not Suzy!!

What happened to the man taking a shit? An unfortunate drop of water splashed back onto his arse

Go away still nothing to see

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

What do you can a boy with no arms and no legs? Names!

Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

are you from Tennessee, cause i wanna rip out your throat you piece of dirt

Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

Why does Santa Clause not have any children? Because he only cums once a year.

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