why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

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Your mother's so ugly she has low self-esteem

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Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

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Knock knock. USE THE DOORBELL!

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I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

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Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

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A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

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Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

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Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

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What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

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If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

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What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

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What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

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One day a terribly epileptic child is put on on a strict Atkins diet by his loving mother. A week later he finds that the frequency and intensity of his seizures have been reduced by its ketogenic effects, which provides exogenous fats for the body to burn, but limits the available carbohydrate so that ketone bodies build up. It is the high level of these ketones which appear to suppress seizures.

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what do you say to your girlfriend just after the best sex you ever had? I really got great value for money tonight with my prostitute sweety. You should have been there

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A frog and a toad eat a pie and then realize it is weird and then die.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he got shot in the face. Why couldn't the boy get back on the swing? He had no arms. Why didnt his mum come and save him? She is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair.

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what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

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Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

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Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

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Did you know Helen Keller had a playground in her backyard? Neither did she

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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