- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the diffrence between a white and a black guy? one of them is black

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

What do you get when you cross a pug and a beagle? A cross pug and a cross beagle.

What happened to the guy that got a perfect score on his S.A.T.'s? He was murdered.

What did the pony say when it lost its voice? Nothing. Ponies are incapable of speech.

What's brown and sticky? Dog turd

Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

Knock knock Who's there The military, your son died last night.

One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

What do you get when you cross a rhino and a whale? Comment your answer:

A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

womens rights.

what did the girls scream when they were being stalked? skydragon

How do you make a boy cry? Pour hot soup on his head.

Guest what in the butt

What's black and white and red all over? A racially integrated society.

Half empty = half full Therefore Half (empty) = half (full) empty= full Half empty

Why couldnt Helen Keller drive? Because She was Blind you sexist asshole

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