Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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i punched my mother in the face once she cried

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I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

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What is funnier then 25 9/11

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Roses are red Violets are violet Jesus Christ how dumb can you get.

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What do you call an amazing person Good

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Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

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There was a curtain who sneezed and then asked you for a tissue. He was in a room with two chairs a coffee table and a 37 year old bookcase, why did he sneeze???? Because he had a cold!!????

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What is funnier than 24? If you think numbers are funny then you could have a mental illness and that isn't quite funny.

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

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Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

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What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

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Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

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Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

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A horse walks into a bar. The owner promptly calls a local farmer to let him know that his horse has escaped again.

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What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

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What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

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There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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