Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

Q: What do you call a barn full of black people? A: Antique farm equipment.

Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

What hurts like hell? HELL

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

How does a man with no legs cross a road? In his wheelchair.

What is the hottest day of the week? Wednesday

A black man walks into a KFC, he then realizes that he is in the wrong store, and walks out.

A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

Women's Rights

an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What do you call a lawyer without a brain? -Dead

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

roses are red violets are blue im a paki and you are a jew!

Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

What's brown and smells of chocolate? Chocolate or something dipped in chocolate but that might also smell of something else - like bananas.

What did the dinosaur say to the caveman? Nothing. Dinosaurs were wiped off the earth due to a tragic, world wide extinction about 65 million years ago while small mammals which would eventually evolve into humans survived.

hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

How do you wake up a black man? Punch him in the face.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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