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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guy 1: Ask me if I have a banana in my ear. Guy 2: Do you have a banana in your ear? Guy 1: Sorry I can't hear you I have a banana in my ear

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. There is an entire spectrum of the world I am not privy to.

What's worse than finding a dead baby in a dumpster? Recognizing the baby as your missing child, and finding the corpse of your dead wife next to it.

Knock knock "Honey, could you get the door?" "I'm tired of doing everything here! Get you ass up and do it yourself!" "Well why don't you just go back to bar you whore?" "This marriage was a mistake, I'm going back to mother!" They divorced 5 months later.

Why was the black man afraid of leaving his house? Because he has severe agoraphobia and cannot function normally in society.

A fat kid walks into a school. RUN KIDS IT'S BOMBER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ha! You're so gay that I respect the sexuality you were born with and I feel completely comfortable with, and happy for, you and your preferences.

Man walks into Malaysian Airlines "Hey, can I have the next flight to--" "This is our only policy! You pay the fare we pick the where."

Why was the black man running? he was participating in race for the cure, a charity event where all proceeds go to breast cancer awareness.

I don't have a girlfriend but I do know a girl who would get really mad if she heard me say that.

You know what's wrong with Oprah? Generally nothing. She's a well-respected African American woman who happens to be quite wealthy and likes to share her wealth with other people.

Why are asians so good at maths? Because their culture exercises a hard work ethic in order for many of them to achieve high ranking jobs in order to support their families

What did the Triceratops get for his birthday? Nothing. Dinosaurs are extinct.

Wife, "Wake up... i think there's someone in the house, do something... go downstairs and have a look!" Husband, "Do it yourself." Wife, "You what? You can't expect a woman to fight off an intruder..." Husband, "You women wanted equal rights so here you go, do it yourself."

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs going down a mountain? A: As good as dead.

Boy:U a dime Girl: she said ur a quarter Boy:-_- dumb B***h

Q: Why was the man eating his foot? A: Because he was a part of the circus.

God made Coke God made Pepsi God made me, Oh so sexy

Slug on ya tooth Gavin David Newman

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

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