Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

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why did bill gates sue his banks? Because he can

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why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

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"Roll back into the kitchen and imagine me a sandwich!" yelled the abusive husband to his paraplegic wife.

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Enough.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

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Why was the man sent to the hospital? He got crushed by a flying refrigerator.

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Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

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How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

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Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

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What happens when you run over a mexican? The country gets one less illegal immigrant.

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mary poppins' handbag is full of dick

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four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

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roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

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Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

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Whats blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz. Whats pink and fuzzy? Blue fuzz that's embarrassed.

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Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

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roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

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Q: What did the clam say to the postman? Moral: "Hey its me the worlds only talking clam! How you doing dude!"

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Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

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Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

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Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

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A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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