What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Two men walk into a bar The first man says to the bartender: 'Can I have a glass of H2O?' The second man says: 'Can I have a glass of H2O too?' The Bartender gives them both glasses of water because he is not irresponsible to serve hydrogen peroxide in his bar.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is a escaped mental patient that thinks 6 betrayed him

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A duck walks into a bar. The duck walks over to the bartender and orders a beer. "put it on my bill." he says. The bartender angrily grabs the duck and kicks him out of the bar, because the duck has done this many times, but has never once paid his bill to the bar. The duck is an alcoholic and is slowly ruining his relationship with his family.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side

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people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

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Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

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What's bigger than China and Smaller than my penis? Russia and a smaller penis.

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Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

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im telling maguire

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What's round and cheesy? A cheese wheel.

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Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

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Whats worse than the dole. The SRC!!!

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Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

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Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at a grocery store? Because I wanna spill some milk on the floor so they can call spill on aisle 9 and I'll be there waiting for you and watch you clean my mess.

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What happens when a black man is swinging in a tree? He is enjoying the swing set I helped his father put up.

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Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

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Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

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Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because numbers, like people, are afraid of all things bigger than themselves

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When my brother was hanging at YOUR cross, he asked "daddy" "Oh father why!" Then lightning struck and the weather went to fuck. Moral: WHAT KIND OF RESPONSE IS THAT YOU PIECE OF SHIT!?

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RACIST JOKE Why did the racist cross the road? He wanted to get to the other side.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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